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Sandy Maroon

Sandy Maroon can be used as an adjective to describe anything sexual or a person in a negative way.
"Last night I gave her the ol' Sandy Maroon"
"Don't be such a Sandy Maroon"
"Did you she that girls Sandy Maroon"
"I can't believe Britney had such a Sandy Maroon"
"That's such a Sandy Maroon move"
by Andrew & Erik May 26, 2008
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Ultra-Maroon

Noun - a person of such stupidity, that they are an even bigger moron than normal.
"What an Ultra-maroon!" - Bugs Bunny
by Pocketspy April 15, 2009
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Maroon Poon

The result of placing ones penis into a bootyhole then remove said penis then inserting it into a vagina while it's menstruating. The results are a concoction of blood and feces that resembles the color maroon.
"Omg Neto totally maroon pooned Mrs. Big BootyHoe."
by Bahhhginia May 19, 2015
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Maloof

Verb. Making plans with one person, a group of people or city to have future endeavors, all the while having the intent to never follow through with said plans.  Named after the gayboy Maloof brothers who jewed the City of Sacramento and Kings Fans.
Dan: Brew, totally gagoogled her gashmoigen last night!

Rick: Nice!!! You gonna call her again!?

Dan: Nah Bro, it was a hit it and Maloof it.
by WPS916 September 19, 2012
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Magoofs

The proper way to refer to the Maloof brothers. Considering they would move the Sacramento Kings to Las Vegas in a heartbeat if they could, speaking of them while using this word is more than appropriate.
Those Magoofs sure know how to make money on their investments. Too bad they don't know how to build a basketball franchise.
by hollowpnt October 16, 2008
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Maloofed

The condition of being fucked needlessly and maliciously by an idiot or other person of low intelligence and/or overinflated sense of importance.
I got maloofed so hard today.

What happened?

I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.

But you have muscular dystrophy.

Yeah, I know.
by Polly Grip March 28, 2010
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maloofing

Getting fucked maliciously and needlessly often by somebody far too incompetant to understand how bad they've fucked you.
The worst maloofing of my life was when that bitch fired me for putting money in the register. I was a cashier.
by Polly Grip March 23, 2010
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