Karmatose

Someone who is not receptive to Karma or, dead to it. Lack of Karma or Bad Karma.

That guy has no luck at all, he is Karmatose.

by Brent Adams September 25, 2012

marmalised

to be serverely beaten similar to creamed

when the pikeys kicked off i got completly marmalised

by finlay June 20, 2006

marmatoot

a person who knowlingly/willingly reduces their mental age through heavy binge drinking.
marmatootage - the process of doing so

'I drank 24 shots of vodka as a warm up beforei went out last week to save money'.....'you marmatoot!'

by Joe May 19, 2004

Mariajose

Mariajose is one of the best friends you could ever have.

Mariajose is awesome

by Summerlife June 13, 2019

Marmoset

A Marmoset occurs when a woman, angered with her male partner, feigns arousal and informs her partner that she would be incredibly turned on if he were to strip down, stand before her and trim his balls with hair stylist’s scissors, a pair of which she happens to have handy. The partner obliges, and during the course of his trim job, the woman kicks him squarely in the nuts, piercing his scrotum and possibly a testicle.

When Jane found out Mark had been cheating on her with one of his interns, she waited until he got home and then gave him a Marmoset he would not soon forget.

by Atro SYB August 18, 2009

MariaJose

A very mexican person

Did you see that super mexican looking person?

Yea it looked like Mariajose.....

by Daddydro13 March 30, 2011

Marmasset Smuggler

A person who actively places furry animals into their underpants in order to hide them from the rest of the world.

Ever notice a person at the airport walking in a strange manner? this person is proberbly a Marmasset Smuggler and has 4 or 5 of the poor buggers stuffed in his pants. Customs will give you a hefty fine and a possible prison sentence.

by Curly Calamari September 29, 2008