Marlon Brando 

The man who possesses the only pair of eyes that makes california visible to you

Guy 1: It says on the map that we're in california right now, where is everything?
Guy 2: Don't tell me you forgot to bring Marlon Brando's eyes?
Guy 1: Oh shit

Marlon Brando by MaGGoT555666 March 28, 2023

marlon brando fat 

used to describe a person beyond the scope of just the word fat.
first used at Download festival 06, donnington. to discribe Chino of the deftones apperance.

"he's not fat, he's marlon brando fat!"

marlon brando fat by Jimmy_t August 9, 2006

Marlon Brando Syndrome

Marlon Brando Syndrome (MBS) refers to the unfortunate condition affecting some celebrities. They may be incredibly attractive in their younger years, but become ridiculously unattractive in their later years. It is nearly impossible to detect MBS until it is too late.

Brigitte Bardot was total fox back in the day, but have you seen a current picture of her? Another sad case of Marlon Brando Syndrome.

Marlon Brando Syndrome by jananana August 27, 2009

Marlon Brando Brunch

When someone masturbates until the point of ejaculation and cums on a pile of cotton balls. They must then shove the cotton balls in their cheeks and begin mimicking Marlon Brando.

After I initiated the Marlon Brando Brunch I exclaimed "I made him an offer he couldn't refuse"

Marlon Brando Brunch by BackFoot December 29, 2009

Reverse Marlon Brando 

When a very fat person not only loses weight but becomes extremely buff.

A: Look at Josh! He was like 300 pounds and now he's ripped.

B: I know, he did a Reverse Marlon Brando.

Reverse Marlon Brando by paulfoley July 25, 2012

Marlon Blando 

Bland or Boring. Can be used to describe mediocre or under-seasoned food, boring people, places or things.

Tom and Jenny liked the restuarant, but I thought the food was a little Marlon Blando -or- Jenny's boyfriend is really cute, but he's kind of Marlon Blando to talk to...

Marlon Blando by Alexis Kanfer June 11, 2006