Marker

to fuck over your friend or family member by sleeping with their boyfriend or girlfriend

or to fuck over your friends or family members of friends

Damn I would totally Marker that shit

by Mrs. Marjory Stewart Baxter August 10, 2010

Marker

Something akin to a loser, maybe worse. At the very least, NOT A WINNER.

1. Man that girl is such a marker
2. Yeah I kno right?

by TheRealDog July 21, 2015

Marker

To completley own someone in every way possible. To destroy their soul and entire meaning of existence, to utterly dominate them in a way that was previously thought impossible because of how bad they suck.

1. I fucking showed that dick wad the marker!

2. Dude, that kid markered your ass!

by Joe June 17, 2005

Butt Marker

A condition of the butthole that can occur during defecation. An instance when your rectum continues to supply feces no matter how much you wipe.

The imagery is that wiping yourself is as useless as rubbing toilet paper across the top of a marker. No matter how many times you wipe it it just keeps making its' mark.

1. Man! I thought I'd never get out of that stall, I was pulling a total butt marker!

2. I pulled a butt marker this morning, I ran out of toilet paper and just used a wash cloth.

by iapologizemom May 16, 2014

Brown Marker

A shit that, no matter how many wipes, will leave a nice brown streak on every piece of toilet paper used in an effort to clean your stinky asshole

I've been sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes trying to wipe my ass but I have a damn brown marker!

by TheyCallMeCheeto January 31, 2017

Marker TPOT

awesome man

Person 1: Guys, Let’s vote to save Marker TPOT!
Person 2: Marker TPOT seems cool.

by doofenlocked January 13, 2021

hard marker

When someone is hard to please; they always expect the best, and more; good is never enough; always room for improvement

The student could've done better (99% on test); 2nd place out of 100; 'they could've done better'; I like that person, but their laugh bugs me. I'm such a "hard marker"

A very hard to please person; they're always finding faults.
faultsmarkerhardpleaseexpect

by winnipegdude February 16, 2012