butt mariner

Guy who where's Seattle mariners hat and can navigate butts well

Dude your such a fucking butt mariner

by Flag football house December 2, 2013

Seattle Mariners

The Cleveland Browns of baseball.

When was the last time the Seattle Mariners made the playoffs, you ask? 2001: the year they won 116 games, a MLB record, and still didn't even make it to the World Series. Even the Browns have been more successful.

by thisistheyear June 9, 2018

Seattle Mariners

My favorite team in the MLB. Yet they are by far the stupidest. They have had the greats of baseball. Randy Johnson, Ken Griffey Jr., Alex Rodriguez, Alvin Davis, John Olerud, Bret Boone, Harold Reynolds, Jim Presley, Mike Blowers, Dan Wilson, Edgar Martinez, Carlos Guillen, Jay Buhner, Julio Cruz, Mark Langston, Gaylord Perry, Jamie Moyer, Floyd Bannister, Kaz Sazaki, Bill Caudill, Mike Schooler, and Edwin Nunez. All of these players were all greats of their time, but could never put together a championship run. This '08 season was supposed to be great with a possible run at a championship but at the all star break, the mariners are 21 games below .500. Great team to root for if you are from the northwest, because there are no other teams around. But if you are from anywhere else in the US, you want nothing to do with the mariners.

1-Who's your favorite team?
2-Probably the Seattle Mariners.
3-The Mariners? Wow, you must be from the NW.
1-Oh ya i know. I need a new team.
2-Didn't the Mariners just release Richie Sexson and are talking about trading Ichiro?
1-I have no comment to that.
3-Of course you don't.

by LnknPrk.FFghtrs August 11, 2008

maritzel

She is a very indescribable person she never knows what to say she is at times a very awesome person but at other times a heartless soul so in other words just don’t..... just don’t

Maritzel is a very unfortunate person

by FuCk ChapS November 28, 2019

Mariners

Team that should rebound from a horrific 99-loss season in 2004 with the additions of Adrian Beltre, Richie Sexson, Pokey Reese and new manager Mike Hargrove, only if their pitching is halfway decent

The Mariners should finish higher than last place this year.

by Tardy McTard February 8, 2005

ancient mariner

So you’re doing this chick from behind. When you’re about to come, pull out and jizz all over her back. Then, when she turns around to tell you what an awesome job you did, throw a bowl of clam chowder in her face.

Kevin gave Jill an Ancient Mariner she'd never forget.

by Zabs September 5, 2006

Mariner's Hands

A rather rough and calloused appearence to the palm of the hand, gained though too much "Trumpet Polishing".

That's a right lovely pair of Mariner's Hands you've got there Dad!

by Benjim May 19, 2003