i'maffle

verb. The act of thinking of or actually venturing out to the closest Waffle House after a heavy night of drinking....Also means heavy drinking that may or may not end in a Waffle House awaiting slow waffle service and runaway chases....Not to be confused with imaffling, which is simply heavy drinking or complete fuckedupedness inside the mind due to heavy drinking or drug use.

We will i'maffle after the next round of Jagerbombs! This town is fucking worthless because there is nowhere for me to i'maffle.

by straight outta locash June 2, 2010

Marffers

Weedy little nob cheese who probably can't do more than 2 push-ups given his 6 year old body. Nordic cunt with no real fashion sense and is a tool of Topman and H+M. Wet.ratty, beady-eyed cunt, little NME reading idie, inbred, mummy's boy cunt with gay stupid smirk and straightened hair. stupid farmer, chinese-shagging, jai bumming bell end with an intention to BREAK THAT HEIMANN...little bumfluffy,stupid,no mates idiot. humous and stir fry eating cunt who breaks his phone by pissing on it.

"Oh my god who's that weedy little nob cheese who probably can't do more than 2 push-ups given his 6 year old body. Nordic cunt with no real fashion sense and is a tool of Topman and H+M. Wet.ratty, beady-eyed cunt, little NME reading idie, inbred, mummy's boy cunt with gay stupid smirk and straightened hair. stupid farmer, chinese-shagging, jai bumming bell end with an intention to BREAK THAT HEIMANN...little bumfluffy,stupid,no mates idiot. humous and stir fry eating cunt who breaks his phone by pissing on it cunt?"

"That, good sir,would be Marffers"

"Oooooooooooooh, he's gaaaaaay"

by Nora_Chow March 25, 2009

Marfles

Marfles - A sexy sexy 'special' move. Similar to snowballing.

Lets marfles while we snowball.

by THE ONE AND ONLY TASTYY July 24, 2011

marfiler

The act of having one's log stolen from a queue without permission.

Did you just steal my log you marfiler?

by Brent February 4, 2005

Maffle

Scouse guys who save cum from multiple guys in a mayonnaise tub they got from the fried chicken shop. Leave it in there for a week and use as a spread on toast.

Hey mate why does you breath smell like cum.... calm down calm down I had me a maffle toastie

by Bizbone81 September 2, 2019

Marfleet

A word synonymous with “boss” or “beast”. Used to describe something that is unfathomable to the likes of someone of a lesser status.

“Yo, how many milligrams did bro take last night?”

“He took the fuckin Marfleet dose.”

“Oh shit…”

by OGmarks February 7, 2024

Glarfl Marfle

Nasal hair that grows from the arms. Must be cut once a week to avoid contamination. However it can be used to stop bleeding when a cut is made.

Only occurs in rare cases.

"Woah, that guys Glarfl Marfle is crazy!"
"We've got a man down! James, get some of your Glarfl Marfle!"

by George Taylor May 19, 2007