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mercury grand marquis

Produced 1975-2011
The flagship full-size sedan of the Mercury marque for the entirety of its lifetime that remained almost completely unchanged from 1983 onward. It was the mid-level variant of the Ford panther platform, positioned between the Ford Crown Victoria (LTD) and Lincoln Town Car as a moderately upscale body-on-frame, V8 engined, six-passenger sedan. It was largely marketed toward an elderly demographic that appreciated its decidedly traditional appeal and didn't want to see it changed. Eventually, however, the generation who had kept it in production (and, realistically, the entire Mercury brand for that matter) died off and only a small but fierce band of metro hipster cucks and southern hicks remained to petition its inexorable demise.

Notable features included: genuine fake wood inserts on every single interior dash and door panel, superbly soft dual bench seats for elderly keisters, a chrome-clad three or four speed automatic transmission column-shifter for ease of usage by arthritis-afflicted hands, a capacious trunk to be used for nothing other than hauling bags of hand-crocheted doilies, and an utterly isolating suspension and power-steering system to prevent intrusion of any kind from the outside world during the weekly twenty kilometer per hour joyride to the bingo hall.
Phyllis used to own a blue '99 Mercury Grand Marquis--that is, until she backed it into the Sears display window. Her family always said that car was too much for an old woman to handle.
by Vidame April 18, 2017
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Marcus Luttrell

A fucking badass. A member of operation Redwing in which 4 U.S. Navy SEALs were told to go fuck shit up and kill a guy codenamed "Ben Sharmak". After the initial plan failed and they were spotted by Afghan civilians, Marcus and his buddies (Matthew Axelson, Michael Murphy, and Danny Dietz) decided to set up a perimeter and these four men killed hundreds of Taliban fighters before Danny, Axe, and Murph perished like badasses. Marcus was blown off a cliff and crawled an unbelievable distance to safety, in which he was taken into hospitality by a small Afghan village for a week until U.S. Army Rangers could rescue him. 32 terrorists were killed in the ensuing bombing. Marcus Luttrell wrote a book called "Lone Survivor" and everyone should read it.
The Soldiers of Operation Redwing were true ass kicking American heroes.
Marcus Luttrell just might be more badass than Chuck Norris.
by Kelborn July 31, 2010
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Marcus Butler

Marcus Butler
1. A British YouTuber from Brighton who makes funny videos and vlogs
2. He is SSSEEEEEEXXXXXXXYYYYYY
3. Has blonde hair, blue eyes, an accent to die for, and is just perfect
4. Often introduces himself with an adorable "Heeeeelllllooooooooo!"
6. he also has a big bum so he calls it his "nicki" or "minaj"
5. if you dont like him go screw yourself :)
"Have you seen Marcus Butler's new video?"
"Yeah it was so funny! He is sooooo hot omg"
by April Madison June 10, 2013
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Grand Marquis

An American sedan, build by Mercury at Ford's St. Thomas Assembly Plant in Canada. Built on the Panther Platform, along with the Ford Crown Victoria, Lincoln Town Car and Mercury Marauder, the Grand Marquis is an upscale version of the Crown Vic.
Like the Crown Victoria and the Town Car, the Grand Marquis is also powered by a 4.6 liter SOHC V8 and built on a body-on-frame structure. All Panther Platform vehicles are front engine and rear wheel drive.
Whilst this Mercury is mostly favored by seniors in the US, is it one of the most popular daily drivers in the Middle East, since they are large, durable and affordable.
Who cares if people think the Grand Marquis is a car Gramps drives around it? It's the most comfortable car I've ever driven!
by Panther M75 May 3, 2006
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Marcus highschool

A school where you can only be popular by being a rich stuck up bitch who snorts cocaine and believes they are entitled to anything and everything. They are known for having racist white boys who wear sperrys and show off there fake supreme headbands.
What school do you go to ? Marcus Highschool
by Your moms pussy May 30, 2018
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Charles Marcus

rooted in the acronym for Cotton Mouth (CM) which occurs when you smoke too much weed.
Charles Marcus is tap dancing on my tongue.
by Chica Chica 01 September 9, 2010
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Marcus and Martinus

A twin pop group from Norway. Born on February 21, 2002 in Elverum Norway. When they were around they were 10 they won a singing competition called MGPjr, and thought their fandom would die out, but it really just grew. In about 2015 they released their Norwegian single "Leah" which their fans loved. Later in the year they released their first big hit song "Elektrisk" which got in the top charts in about 3 different countries. After they released a Norwegian album "Hei" A year passed and they decided to released in 2016 an English album, "Together" so people in all different counties could understand. That album boomed in the top charts in different countries, featuring different artists and a more tech feel. In November of 2017 they are releasing another album "Moments" in English which from the looks of the singles they have released will be a big success. All their fans have big hope and faith that they will do great in the future. Also fuck off all the haters, they are freakin 15 (at the time I am writing this) and they already have a successful music career, and look what you have done, NOTHING! SO DON'T GIVE THEM A HARD TIME!!!!
Marcus and Martinus are so talented, they are my biggest inspiration. I really wish I could meet them.
by usammer October 22, 2017
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