maple ridge 

Maple Ridge is boring...but good people

Jebus:Maple Ridge rocks yo

Wanka:nah..to boring

maple ridge by Jebus December 19, 2003

Maple Ridge 

When a male specimen is balless via castration or being born that way it is the area between his penis and his anus. Usually called a taint or gooch when a ballsack is there but without one it cant be considered a taint.

Dude i shaved my maple ridge last night and its as smooth as a babys bottom!!

Maple Ridge by IHitFences January 26, 2010

Maple Ridge 

the place has nothing but crack heads and a lot of skids. its a pretty dirty place if u ask me. nobody seems too fond of it. and where can i get weed here... apparently alot of grow-ops but i cant find anyone who sells

cmon Maple Ridge show me how good ur weed is.

Maple Ridge by d pensky October 10, 2008

Maple Ridge 

An absolute shit hole in British Columbia, Canada filled with High school dropouts who drive lifted diesel pickup trucks and smoke crack on the daily and the children of crack heads who ride around on bikes during the early hours of the morning screaming at people walking.

-Where the fuck is this asshole driving this huge pickup truck from, Mars? He drives like a fucking retard!

*Skid rides out into middle of road on shitty BMX bike*

-WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

-We're in MAPLE RIDGE, Jim. Get used to it.

Maple Ridge by picklecockhorsetaker June 30, 2018

maple ridge 

maple ridge is the most disgusting city in the lower mainland filled jibs and skids. literally the ugliest more dirtiest place in bc.

“hey were can i get some crack”

“just go to maple ridge bud”

maple ridge by maheyj June 4, 2020

Maple Ridge 

full of crackheads and skids but like its fine, lots of fights and crazyness. no one gives a shit and will do anything. its a fun but also horrible place ngl.

Maple ridge is the definition of cracky land

Maple Ridge by ur fav gamer girl June 5, 2020

Maple Ridge Ditch Pig 

Characterized by her poor teased hair and shoddy colour treatments, her general lack of looks, and poor body shape the Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is essentially a waste of skin. She likes to take pictures of attractive girls whenever they meet, and then secretly cries at night knowing she will never look like them. Her interests include group bingo, needless capitalization of sentences, and housing out of work dead beat plumbers who neglect children. (See "Dead Beat"

Wow, that Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is really hitting on that group of guys in the Pipe Band...yikes!

Maple Ridge Ditch Pig by Hi_Capacity February 22, 2011