mantonelli

To constantly be surrounded by attractive females and not act upon it. A person who mantonellis is the opposite of Barney Stinson.

"Dude, stop mantonelli-ing and ask her out!"

by drewcus September 22, 2012

Manboner

When a man has a hypothetical boner for another man. i.e. mancrush. This does not mean that the man is actually sexually attracted to men, just that if he were attracted to one, a certain man would be it.

Dude: I'm can't chill, I'm going to the gym with Alex.
Chick: I figured, you've got a total manboner for him.
Dude: Shut up.

by MC Shopping Cart October 14, 2011

Manzongas

Large breasts, similar to gozongas, but unattractive...and on a man.

Hey, look at Carlson's manzongas! They look just like gozongas but super nasty!

by Companion December 11, 2010

manoney

a small person. usually female. cool as shit, until you piss her off. likes tool. likes zoolander.

everything manoney loves dies.

by amanda hardcore July 18, 2008

Mansoned

When you are completely blazed out of your mind, most often after smoking Spice herbal blend.

Dude that new blend got me so mansoned last night, that i lost my keys and my wallet

Look at your puffy red eyes dude, you're completely mansoned right now.

by NPB Chillin November 24, 2009

malzone

A malzone is a word used to describe a close friend, someone that can be trusted, and a generally upstanding member of society.

Michael is a real malzone. I would trust him.

by Malzone November 6, 2023

mazzone

the most amazing last name you will ever encounter.
all of the mazzones are flawless and people need to bow down, if you don't your just a loser lolol

person: did you hear about what the mazzones did?
antoher person: why yes! there so famous and good looking

by shhhimsecret January 14, 2008