Planko Montoya

Planko Montoya, more commonly reffered to as Monty Ball, was invented in Southern Ontario in 1764 by Jonny Marshall. The game is played using a short wooden stick, called the monty stick, and a large ring made out of thick rubber, called the monty ball. The object of the game is to hit the monty ball with the monty stick as many times as you can before it hits the ground. There are 3 ways of scoring: if you hit the monty ball without changing you footing, you get 2 points. If you hit the monty ball after changing your footing, you get only 1 point. If you hit the monty ball while it's behind your back, you get 5 points. At the end of every season there are play-offs, which decides the winner of the Planko Cup. Each game is called a battle, and in each battle there are 7 matches. The winner of each match is the team that gets the most points. The winner of the most matches wins the battle. In the play-offs, it is allowed to hit the opposing team with your monty stick, but other contact ends the match. Teams can be made up of 2-7 people, also there are single matches, where only 1 player participates against another player. Another way of playing is reffered to as Freestyle Planko, where any number of players can play with any number of monty balls, and passes between players are allowed and rewarded with extra points. Stalls are also a part of freestyle monty ball, if the monty ball is held on the monty stick for more than 5 seconds, it is considered a stall and is worth points. There is no formal tournament for freestyle monty ball, and it is usually a more laid-back, non-competitive version of the game.

Chip: Yo dog, what you wanna do today?

Dale: I was thinkin' of heading up to the muxry to play some Planko Montoya.

Chip: Nice, ask The Huda Fish if he wants in.

Dale: I did, he's in, we got ourselves a game.

by Canadian_History_Man January 16, 2009

manjoyable

a man who is cute and enjoyable to look at

That Leonardo Dicaprio is manjoyable

by KMHLD October 20, 2007

brandon montoya

Sexiest man alive his hair is perfect and all the girls love him

Brandon Montoya is so sexy all day every day

by BMSEXYBEAST June 6, 2015

dirty montoya

when you shit in a girls mouth as shes moaning

i did a dirty montoya to that girl last night

by death that dude November 14, 2021

esteban julio ricardo de la rosa montoya ramirez

The name of the bell man in The Tipton hotel on the show Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

Esteban Julio Ricardo De La Rosa Montoya Ramirez carried the luggage of the guests staying at The Tipton, as well as held the door open for Zack and Cody.

by 💖😃 October 9, 2016

Inigo Montoya

A sexual technique where, in the middle of foreplay (specifically when using your hand on their genitals) you suddenly announce that you are not using your dominant hand and adjust positions, increasing your skill and their enjoyment. In the movie The Princess Bride, Inigo Montoya was the greatest swordsman in the world. He was so skilled that he routinely dueled other swordsman with his left hand so it was more challenging.

fencing
Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful.
Man in Black: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?
Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.
Man in Black: And what is that?
Inigo Montoya: I... am not left-handed.
Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage
Man in Black: You are amazing.
Inigo Montoya: I ought to be, after 20 years.
Man in Black: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.
Inigo Montoya: Tell me.
Man in Black: I'm not left-handed either.
Moves his sword to his right hand and regains his advantage

by Old Charlie December 10, 2010

Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

A greeting used to proclaim one's intention to kill based on past murders. More specifically, if you happen to be in the movie The Princess Bride.

Person 1: Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Person 2: Dude, wtf?!
Person 1: Princess Bride moment.
Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)

by lrb323 December 14, 2010