manpire

An extremely gay man. One who stalks the night nearly crippled with an uncontrollable thirst for cock. Tends to wear all black so any light colored "stains" after the "feeding" can be seen and wiped away.

" Dude, stay in the car this is Chelsea bro, the manpires rule the night here."

by Figueiredo September 15, 2007

manpoline

A guy who is used by a girl though he knows it, yet keeps coming back to her despite all the crap she puts him through. The guy is invariably in love/lust with the girl and will go through hoops/put up with her back and forth in the offchance that he might be able to date her. These situations usually result in the man being crushed.

Sometimes the guy can delude himself into thinking he just wants to be good friends with her. This does not last long.

In the movie "He's just not that into you", Kevin Connolly's character (Conor) is a manpoline for Scarlet Johansson's character Anna. He's always there when she needs him but she never has to give anything back.

Guy 1: What did you do this weekend?
Guy 2: Oh it was awesome, Cara actually came over last night. She was having a tiff with her boyfriend. I made her a great dinner and we talked and cuddled a little bit. Then she left abruptly, maybe got a text from him. But I haven't heard from her since then.

Guy 1: This isn't going anywhere is it?
Guy 2: Well, I think she'll eventually see I'm a good guy and we work well together.

Guy 1: <rolls eyes>

by Vermonster August 24, 2009

Manpreet

Does what is best for him/her. Is very committed and determined to succeed. People admire the talent and work extremely hard to raise to that level, but find that it is nearly impossible.

I don't know what to do with my life, I am going to make Manpreet my idol

by 746 May 11, 2009

Manpain

When a grown man has the emotional life of an angsty teenager he is said to be experiencing manpain, especially if he tries to compensate with macho behavior.

There are many causes of manpain ranging from violently killed family member/mentor/lover(s) to a broken heart to absent parental figures or even a history of sexual and/or physical abuse.

Manpain is generally expressed in the following ways: breaking shit, drinking too much, picking fights in bars, becoming a costumed superhero and taking long drives while listening to wailing guitars. For the less violent it can be expressed by remaining stone-faced while flexing jaw muscles, staring broodingly into the middle distance and crying a single tear.

Blind with manpain, he drove into the desert and cried single tear while tracing the faces of his murdered family in a photograph.

by takealittletime November 17, 2009

Manpriya

Literally means - someone who's beloved to your heart
The woman who will change your life - get ready for a femme fatale

Real hot girl shit

I met her for the first time today but she's a wholeass manpriya dude, how'd i get so fucking lucky

by zoller89 August 21, 2020

manpanties

Tight silk underwear worn by men.

Edward wore manpanties.

by Gumba the Gully Dwarf May 18, 2004

manpile

A pile of men formed when a ball or other object is thrown and all participants attempt to land on and secure the ball. The game can be played with as little as 3 people or as many as 20. Manpile is a game created by the WP clan of Exeter.

Person 1 :How did you break yor arm Person 2 : I was playing manpile with 3 of my guy friends.

by Tyler Lambert March 9, 2008