Mallhattan

What Manhattan has become since the Giuliani era... Little more than corporate outposts, a Starbuck's on every corner, and a place of employment for all those who commute from the other four boroughs.

In Mallhattan, we have a K-Mart just off the subway in the East Village; a Home Depot in Chelsea; an IKEA threatening to wipe out Red Hook in Brooklyn; and a Barnes & Noble or Borders replacing every cool bookstore you ever visited.

by Greg ONeill December 8, 2006

Manhattan

In Manhattan, the only ones left are the super rich and the fucking nobodies.

Don't sweat it, Jake. It's Manhattan.

by Hudson Duster June 4, 2011

Manhattan Center

Ignore the first definition. Manhattan Center for Science and Mathematics is a constantly-improving school (which was horrible 30 years ago) with a good learning environment. The school may be half-full of assholes, but the rest of the students are in fact nice people who care for each other and others' well being. Don't judge a book by its cover. In this case, the school. Did I mention it's across from East River Plaza?

Boy 1: Hey, look over there.
(looks over at a group doing dumb stuff)
Girl 1: Quick, let's get to the bus. I don't want to be seen around them.
Boy 1: Agreed. They're a disgrace to Manhattan Center, they should be transferred out.
Girl 1: Good point.

by MattXD162 March 22, 2011

Manhattan Mauler

Donald Trump

We knew the Dems were going to fight dirty so we brought in the Manhattan Mauler.

by JW Driver February 28, 2019

Manhattan Special

The manhattan special is a sexual act, wherein you suck on a spumoni flavored bicycle seat, while your buddy whacks you in the back of the head with a rolled up prayer rug. It became popular in the early 1970's near the holland tunnel in NYC. It is also very popular amongst Italian bicycle marathon racers.

To unwind from this especially long day, I think that I will go home and ask my male sexual partner for a manhattan special.

by Ipso_facto November 10, 2018

manhattan bagel

Originating in NYC this fetish is when gay males use cream cheese as anal lubricant.

Mikey- “I heard Samy and Jeremy are really into Manhattan bagels. They claim they taste so good.”

by starchild.69.69 May 18, 2019

Dr. Manhattan

Verb - The act of painting one's penis blue, and slapping it against something to leave a blue mark, as a prank.

A dildo or other phalic shaped object is also acceptable to use, but a real penis is preferred.

Derived from the Watchmen comic/film character who was blue and naked.

Once at a party, Night Owl was so piss drunk he stumbled around Dr. Manhattaning shit. It was hilarious!

by madseason December 29, 2012