mandriff

The hairy midriff of a man whos shirt is too short.

"Dude, put your arms down, you have mandriff. I think i'm gonna puke!"

by Naynae May 25, 2007

mandicorn

Magical creature that has one horn much like a unicorn but is much more magical, the horn is covered in cocaine and as a result of this the creature runs around very happily saying yayayayayayayayayay all day everyday.

That mandicorn is skied out of it's gourd!!

by Pure Puffery February 26, 2010

Mandrill

This is the sexual act in which the girl/guy giving you a handjob rubs too hard in turn giving you a red, raw dick. Along with the raw dick comes the inability to get off which also gives you blue balls. The combination of the two makes something terrible/nightmarish and also is similar to the face of a Mandrill monkey.

Brah, that bitch gave me a rawjob and I couldn't get off. I never thought it would happen to me, but, yes, I did receive a Mandrill.

by ske3bal1a September 14, 2011

Mandriva

An operating system based on GNU software, the linux kernel, and the redhat package manager (RPM). One of the easiest to use and most autoconfigured versions of linux.

Used to be called Mandrake Linux before a name copyright lawsuit was filed by the creater of Mandrake the Magician

Example 1:
Yeah i just got the new version of limewire. The RPM for it Didn't work so i had to compile it from source.

Example 2:
Person 1. Ditch Windows, switch to Mandriva Linux. No viruses and its completely free.

Person 2. Isnt Linux Hard?

Person 1: Not mandriva, its fully autoconfigured for most computers.

by Nickelbackro March 22, 2009

mandicap

a handicap placed on men, to give women a fair chance at winning

Jane: "Every time I score a basket, it's two points. Every time you score one Dick, it's just one point."
Dick: "WTF?"
Jane: "It's your mandicap John, because otherwise I'd have no hope of beating you and your superior man skills."

by Joe Van December 17, 2008

dusan mandic

A phrase to mean that you are drinking, planning on drinking, or already drunk. Also Bam and Missy meet someone named "Dusan Mandic" at a local bar in Cleveland.

Bam: Dusan Mandic. What is that some kind of crazy french?

Calling your girlfriend/wife/fiancee telling her "dusan mandic", will let her know that you are either drunk or getting there. Or you watch too much TV.

by prettybutdeadly May 15, 2007

Mandwiched

When someone gets gangbanged by two men from both sides

That dude got mandwiched over there.

by DKINNG February 9, 2018