Mandilon

A guy who has been DeBalled by his old lady.

"Mike, you thought you were going to the ball game with your buddies!", Lisa said. "No, you will be home watching the kids while I go to the spa." Mike has turned into a Mandilon.

by Biff Tannon April 3, 2008

Man Dildo

A fake vagina used by a male the same way a female would use a dildo.

Brent: I need to jack off. Do you have a warm banana peel I could borrow?
Trent: Nah, but I have this awesome man dildo!
Brent: Gee, thanks man!

by cheche100notstupid August 12, 2013

Mandilon

A man who is not allowed to go out without the girlfriend/wife supervision.

Eric cannot come to anytattoo conventions alone because Eric is a Mandilon

by NonMandilon May 12, 2016

maxdildo

i man who wanks to geometry dash and terraria hentai at the same time

yeah i just did a maxdildo ong

by heavygrape July 6, 2022

Mandilon

men by the name of George or Orlando who have been DeBalled by their wives

Orlando and George are the biggest mandilons in the family.

by Bignasty March 31, 2013

Mandilon

A kid named Marlon who gets bossed around like a dog from his gf Alondra

Marlon: Im like a dog to you
Alondra: puto mandilon as mi gusta

by Ronaldoisass March 23, 2022

mandilon

a man who in essence has zero to no testicles... someone who sings "Cater to you" by Destiny's Child to the girls he tries to get with... someone who runs around claiming a sorority when he's clearly in a fraternity... someone who will give up secrets even if the pussy is not that good.

This past weekend at the convention in Denver, Chuy was a real mandilon. He was getting pulled around by the ear all around denver. Can you say baboso?

by I call it like I sees it July 20, 2008