man on the moon

When in the process of showing someone your ass aka "mooning", you proceed to tuck your penis so it pokes out between your ass cheeks. Thus the penis is the man who's hanging out on the moon.

Hah! How do you like my man on the moon!

by IamAdam April 9, 2006

Moon man

When your balls are orbiting around another's face, pulling in and out the tides of his tongue.

Jessica loves to be moon maned

by Sun Jack August 3, 2017

moon man

The crust that gathers in the eye whilst sleeping is put in your eye by the 'moon man' the crust is called 'the moon mans sand'

Vicki:'You have Sand in you eye from the moon man'
Dan:'Oooh Make a wish'

by The Moon Man January 23, 2007

First Man On The Moon

On July 21, 1969, with the Apollo 11 Spaceflight, Neil Armstrong was the 1st human to step on the Moon! Buzz Aldrin joined him 20 minutes later & they spent 2 1/4th hours gathering 47.5 pounds of lunar material for return to Earth. Pilot Michael Collins stayed in lunar orbit until they returned to the ship. July 24th was splashdown at 819 miles SW of Hawaii. As Neil Armstrong took his 1st step onto the surface of the Moon, he said "1 small step by a man; 1 giant leap for mankind."

I was fortunate to see the live TV broadcast of the First Man On The Moon & it had tremendous impact on me, starting a lifelong love of space & the Moon.

by Starchylde May 29, 2016

A man from the Moon

Someone who is not aware what's going on right now, who looks dreaming, torn off reality.

-Could you tell me please what date is it today?
-Hello. are you a man from the Moon?

by FromRussia March 8, 2015

Moon man status

In the mental/physical state of being extremely high, drunk, or a pleasant combination of the two. (more commonly used when referring to being high from marijuana) Much like transcending to a higher plane of existence where one feels happily numb, dazed, hazed, or blazed; hence the "Moon Man" name.

props to Kid Cudi

I smoked so much dank last night, I was on moon man status.

Im feelin myself homie I got moon man status!

by steveo1242 November 24, 2009

Moon Man

One hell of a sussy Discord Mod

Have you seen Moon Man recently?

by Kamp January 11, 2022