Man Goo Shampoo

Ejaculating onto a female's body or hair and rubbing it in.

Man 1: She is just acting like a real bitch these days.
Man 2: Just giver her the ol' Man Goo Shampoo treatment.

Girl 1: What's wrong with your hair?
Girl 2: My asshole boyfriend came in my hair!
Girl 1: Why the fuck did he do that?
Girl 2: He said it was a "man goo shampoo", and it would make me a stronger person.

by Billy O'Connor August 20, 2010

foo man goo

Chick takes a load of cum on her chin

splurt, oh not there, you missed my mouth, now I have a foo man goo

by rickershay August 2, 2009

Fu Man Goo

Cum dripping down both sides of your mouth and chin resembling that of a Fu Manchu mustache.

I Fu Man Gooed myself when I hung upside down from my bed and shot my load at my chin.

by Gizmaster May 15, 2009

goo-man

someone with a catastrophic mental health break

the stress was so much, it turned Jake into a goo-man

by MarioSpinsters69 April 15, 2023

Goo-man-chew

the goo-man-chew is when you cum on a girls face, any race and ethnicity but you get so many more koodo points if she is asian, in the shape of a fumanchew gotee. this includes it going down both sides of her mouth and on her chin. if it drips and hangs down than congratu-freaking-lations you are a god

i pretty much just explained the Goo-man-chew in its entirety

by rambo50cal June 15, 2010

Goo man choo

Nutting on someone's upper lips and letting it run down the sides of the mouth till it connects on the chin then drips down to make one cum string

I gave her the ol goo man choo last night

by Mr telly February 17, 2025