Rubberband Man

An individual with an extremely thin hog, a needle dick of sorts, who needs to scoop his nut sack forward and affix it to the shaft with rubberbands to add credibility to his Girth Certificate.

The balls can be stuctured into one of two orientations:

1. Series: One in front of the other vertically along the base. For tortas with a longer twat.

2. Parallel: Each ball brought to an opposing side creating a hot dog bun. For wider twats or Asian women with a sideways smile.

The Irish Backhoe gets the job done, but the Rubberband Man is in a league of its own.

by Kool-Aid Pimp June 6, 2025

rubber band man

"I'm the Rubber Band Man. It's basically about being back in the Trap, like when we start our day, we might have two, three, rubber bands on our wrist. According to how much dope we had to sell. By the end of the day, if we sold all our dope we don't have any more rubber bands around our wrists cause they wrapped around money. So the Rubber Band Man is just my little way of holding on to that lifestyle just a little bit. I ain't selling no more dope, but I'm still wrapping rubber bands around money." - from a whudat interview with T.I.

But why the rubber band?
It representin the struggle man.
- Rubber Band Man, T.I.

by dazzledlucky September 20, 2005

rubber band man

I used to be a "dancer" and I always had rubber bands for my money. So there you have it, people who deal with alot of cash, may use rubberbands to organize it.

If someone has some rubberbands and is using them to hold onto large wads of cash they may not get a regular paycheck. For example they may be a stripper, drug dealer or have some other unconventional career. They are a rubber band man, or woman!

by Manda_79 November 16, 2007

rubber band man

(N.) one who is representing the struggle by keeping a fat wad of $ at their side and maybe also some bitches in rubber band thongs.

But why a rubber band? It representin' the struggle man.
-T.I., "Rubber Band Man"

by Hu$tleMang April 6, 2004

rubber band man

Rubber band man means a rubber you got on you the more rubers you got the more money u got on you like some ppl got 5 wich means around 5,000 dollers

Jon:Dam nigga look at that rubber band man
Tom:O D he got 5

by BaddS January 5, 2006

rubber band man

A person incapable of achieving or sustaining a sexually viable erection without using a elastic or other impromptu tourniquet employed as a means erectile enhancement.

If susan is able to hide all of the elastics and hair clips in the house by dinner , she will be spared the unpleasantness of sex with her "rubber band man of a husband" husband who cound'nt do more than chump up without a small constrictive ban squeezing the base of his cock.

by fishpaw February 19, 2009