man period

The time of the month when a teenage boy, NOT A MAN, experiences hormonal changes which affect his usual state of bitchiness to an extreme level.
Symptoms:
-irrationality
-need to run 10 miles a day
-touching themselves
-often having rant sessions about the girls they can't get and how bitchy they are, when in reality she's way to good for him and he's to stupid to know how to get a girl in the first place
-often doing stupid things repeatedly with other members of the penile race
-need to have excessively long lingering conversations with oneself involving why they didn't get the girl and expressing their sadness via music and holes in wall.
-lost in thought
-a permanent angry look stuck one their face
-frequent bathroom visits
-drumming fingers on the desk
-tapping feet
-less than needed humming of sad song by some random band that was cool in the 50's. aka the 18 hundreds
-can't express themselves except through song, dance, and pervy comments (more like shuffling..)
-getting lost in a hot girls legs.. I mean, I mean... eyes!
-looking around with nervous glances
-suddenly brings up inside joke that no one else knows
-needs to be the center of attention
-over-drama-tization of their problems
-frequently solving crossword puzzles and math problems
-coming up with more sad songs to sing about during next man period
-putting random programs on their fancy graphing calculator
-still wondering about that girl..
-madly in love with Rae (nice justin)

Boy on man period, "Oh dude I just heard this cool band the star gazers and theirs this one song that reminds me of my life, but i won't tell you what is is."

by definentlynotchelsea<3luvyouj January 8, 2011

Man Period

A time that happens every once in a while for a man where he completely sucks at a game lasting for about a couple hours to a week. any longer than that and you are considered a noob

Person 1. Dude I have been sucking on CoD and I don't know why

Person 2. Your Probably on your man period don't worry it should be gone Tomorrow

by rebel1254 January 5, 2011

Man Period

An area of wetness discovered on the seat of your chair due to condensation from the concentrated, excess heat dissipating from your ass.

I stood up to leave, when I looked down at my chair and realized I was on my man period. Now the girls next to me think my ass is leaking.

by Mr. Zhgé November 10, 2009

man period

The time during the man's bi-annual hormonal cycle when his levels of testosterone become extremely elevated. Symptoms include:
--Extreme rationality
--Enhanced awesomeness
--Supreme driving ability
--Math and Science skills
--Up to 5x normal size of ejaculate
--Crushing at sports (particularly broomball)

Sorry I fixed your car while I was making all the money and explaining the stock market to your parents, I'm on my man period.

by The Second Reskatement of Awesome March 9, 2008

Man Period

Man Period is when the boyfriend decides he wants to be a girl and starts acting like he is entitled to be a whiny little bitch. As women, we have to accept the Man Period for what it is. A period without tampons, pads, or blood.

I just want to be up in the mountains, away from everyone so I can get through this awful Man Period that it currently bleeding out of my metaphorical Mangina.

by WarKnees June 29, 2017

Man Period

When a man has anal sex so rough that his arse proceeds to bleed out, much like a conventional period.

I f**ked him so hard in the arse last night he had a man period all over the sheets.

by GoatedNallen July 16, 2009

man period

when a guy has a drop in testosterone, so he produces weak sperm, and in turn his balls make him mad

"Man, Jack really has been pissy lately."
"August says that's because he's on his man period."

by fixit.jackoff June 17, 2019