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Malloy

A man who plays by nobodies rules, has nothing to lose, but always get results.

While his superiors are often infuriated by his general disregard for the established authoritative system in his given career, his success rate ultimately appeases their anger. Despite rattling the cages of the hierarchy Malloy will often be awarded a medal upon completion of whatever mission he has undertaken in his own unorthodox fashion.

Depending on the situation Malloy may appear to be an alcoholic/estranged husband or parent/general down and out. However he is in these situations due to his persistence and commitment to his job.
Example 1

Police Commissioner : 'You need to start playing by the rules Malloy!'

Malloy : 'I play by nobodies rules. I have nothing to lose, and you need to me to solve the case'

Example 2

Fire Chief : 'I can't believe Malloy broke all of those fire fighting rules'

Fireman : 'I know, he comes into work drunk too'

Secretary : 'Yeah but he saved 30 orphans by breaking the rules and his blatant alcoholism is related to commitment to his work.' *swoon*

Fire Chief : 'That's why I'm putting him forward for the medal of SUPER FIREFIGHTING'

Example 3

Man : 'Did you see that guy punch that rapist to death and save that lady?'

Woman : 'I know, what a fucking Malloy.'
by Cpt. Malloy September 1, 2011
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mallyaki

Chicken teriyaki with either steamed or fried rice and vegetables. Double meat is generally 99 cents and in some circles referred to as a "double down".

Mallyaki is widely available at any Japanese mall restaurants.
Ryan and I crushed some mallyaki the other day.
by fivestarss December 14, 2010
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Joe Malloy

Joe Malloy is a godly expanse of shimmering manliness. Women climax when he looks their way, but stays true to whomever he's with. His penis tears lesser women apart. The sheer size of his ejaculation would rupture your kidneys and lungs.
by Jaques Lee June 18, 2011
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malls balls

Situated in the main mall of Adelaide, Australia. It is the staple meeting place for all teens/high school students when they wanna go into town, pay out some emos and eat some food in the myer food court and possibly stay later on to deal some drugs on hindley street.

It's basically 2 big silver balls on top of eachother right smack bang in the middle of rundle mall.
Teen A: Hey, you wanna meet in town this saturday?

Teen B: Sure, where.??

Teen A: duh! malls balls

Teen B: oh yeh, cool see you there.

Adelaide: we've got balls!
by kitty-cat 450 October 16, 2009
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malloytis

An artifical and illusory medical condition, often used a slang term to give a reason for an employee calling off sick and not reporting to work, when the employee is not actually sick.
"He's not coming into work tonight. It's the weekend. He has Malloytis."

"July 4th and she's calling off? She must have Malloytis."
by Doctorsnote November 16, 2016
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Malloy

To Malloy is to blue tick or ignore someone's messages on any IM application.
I just got a message from a close friend who wants to hear from me. I'll just Malloy them.
by MikeBurt October 14, 2019
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mallstitute

Teenage girls, typically 13 or 14 who hang out at the mall all the time and think they are HOT!
Dude, the mallstitutes are out in full force on the weekends.
by spin sycle October 6, 2006
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