by glasvegasspete October 29, 2008

by Bobby Johnson May 20, 2004

A loser who has no life. Somebody who thinks he is cooler than he is. Somebody who jacks off in his cereal and laughs about it online at work. Somebody who has a big ass head.
by Darth Ignant June 22, 2006

"My Yorkshire Terrier female got caught by the next door neighbor's Maltese, so we decided to call them Malkies and sell them for hundreds of dollars."
by K9Trainer5 January 26, 2007

A non-PC slang term used to describe someone of oriental appearance. Thought to have originated in West Edinburgh.
by Talcum March 31, 2008

wee goagsy wiz gittin battered oafy the big yin till he pulled a chib oot eez poakit nd gave um the severe malkie
by big_g April 23, 2006

a skank
by malkies berd is a junkie June 8, 2017
