malding

When someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan Piker is malding.

by tom lennon June 18, 2019

malding

When someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan is malding.

by tom lennon June 18, 2019

mafing

When one is addicted to watching and/or discussing mafia related topics and/or movies. Such as any Godfather movie, Goodfellas or The Sopranos series. May or may not be coupled with eating large quantities of Italian food and/or consumption of wine.

Is Carlo available to go shopping today?" "No, it's raining and he is already MAFING the day away.

by CJ 2011 March 1, 2011

Proddy MacFingers

A name for one of those annoying twats who smears their fingers all over your computer monitor screen when pointing at some rhubarb.

If Proddy MacFingers touches my monitor again, I swear I'm going to wipe my knob on his screen.

by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006

Malding

When someone is so mad they start losing their hair, a contraction of mad and balding.

Did you see that stream last night? Chudlogic destroyed Lordofpatriarchy so hard he started literally malding. Lost his last 5 hairs.

by El Mao April 24, 2020

Maltings Academy

A wonderful land full of books and white boards also a type of prison for children !! :O

your under arrest your going to maltings academy

by lesbian kittens July 30, 2009

Malding

Getting so mad that you begin to bald which forms malding

bro just 1v4 clutched the other team must be malding

by Smiley'sBBC May 2, 2022