Malakai Burns

annoying ass indian kid that thinks hes black and screams allah akbar in the hallway

look at the indian boy Malakai Burns

by dom101baller December 18, 2018

Malakai

Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will be pleased and calm down.

Malakai: ugh ugh I beat you up
Normal peace loving Individual: throws a banana at his head and walks away.

by JosefromdaHoods January 16, 2009

Malakai

Very cool

Malakai is very cool.

by Not Malakai June 23, 2020

Malakai

Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will calm down and will be easier to handle. Like a monkey.

Malakai : Ugh..ugh...I beat you up.
Metrosexual Peace-Loving Individual: Throws a banana and walks away.

by JoseFromdahoods January 18, 2009

Malakai

Non-Binary, has good taste in music and arts. Writes and is super shy but also super fun to be around. Doesn't like making decisions

Want to talk about good books just ask Malakai

by Weirdest weirdo April 19, 2020

malakai

Malakai is a freestyling champion and makes "songs" with his beatbox buddy. He enjoys sports such as rushing people and cannot get rushed because he will fuck you up after.

Wow,look! i think hes called Malakai because he is freestyling with the beatboxer.
He must be called Malakai because he just fucked him up.

by abcdefghiJK1086 November 19, 2019

malakai sexual

only attracted to malakai

i am malakai sexual

by THNKUPAPA July 25, 2021