Malarkey is a charming term for senseless, exaggerated, or insincere talk. Picture someone telling tall tales, exaggerating their accomplishments, or making up stories that are as far-fetched as a unicorn in your backyard. When you hear malarkey, you're in for a storytelling session that's more fiction than fact, usually with a dash of humor.

Usage Example 1: "Karen claimed she once wrestled a shark while climbing Mount Everest, but everyone knew it was just a bunch of malarkey."

Usage Example 2: "The salesman tried to sell me a car that supposedly flew to the moon. I politely told him to stop with the malarkey and show me something sensible."

Malarkey by dgassadf October 11, 2023

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Malarkey

The official system of government for the isolated moon of Iris in RvB.

"Ooh! How about malarkey?"
"Caboose, that's not a type of government! It just means meaningless talk and nonsense."
(...)
(...)
(...)
(Malarkey won.)

Malarkey by Belbcras June 1, 2018

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Malarkey

Basically anything that comes out of the mouth of Sleepy Joe 'braindead' Barely There Biden.

Everything that comes out of Joe Biden's mouth is complete malarkey, well at least the few words that you can understand, because let's be honest, most of the time when he talks he sounds like a complete idiot and you can hardly understand him through all his mumbling and stumbling and bumbling and stammering.

Malarkey by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

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