A male who likes to engage in the sexual task of repeatedly stroking his penis with one or both of his hands. Originally derived from the Greek Language meaning 'wanker'
Look his shorts are all white, I bet he's a malaka.
by Atlas February 17, 2003
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Greek for wanker but more insulting (in Greece) useful if you want to call someone a wanker to his face but are frightened he will drop you. If he doesn't know Greek he may think you actually like him and not start a punch up. If he speaks Greek beware you will probably get dropped.
Hey man watch where your going! Wait for apology. Non forthcoming shout, MALAKA.
by PatrickWarwick January 13, 2009
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an often disgusting mixture of random non-toxic foods and/or liquids.
the hindu cab driver happily drank the Guida's malaka for the 20 dollar bill.
by chris guida May 16, 2005
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Greek word for wanker.
Useful word to know when visiting Greece, as you'll need to use it.
"Ela re, Malaka"
"He's such a malaka!"
by Posh Birds Do It Best March 28, 2009
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The greek swear word meaning 'Master Masturbater', someone who mastubates often...it is used often as an insult to males (it is often used as the word wanker)
"look at that guy, he thinks he's so hot...what a malaka!"
by greekkoukla July 4, 2009
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Deriving from the word malakia (to jerk off) it is mainly used in other contexts such as, addressing a friend. In Greece it is the vague equivallent of the word "nigger" between afro-americans, in that it can be used freely among friends but never from an outsider.
ela re malaka, ti les tora (c'mon malaka are u kidding) - friendly
telika eisai poly malakas! (I came to realize that u r a malakas after all) -not friendly
by MichaelMick June 17, 2005
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Greek for motherfucker, wanker or asshole. Can sometimes be used as a greeting between friends (malaka).

Originates from the word malakia, meaning masturbation or mistake.
Example 1:

-ARE YOU MALAKAS? WHY DID YOU PARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?

Example 2:

-What's up re malaka?
-Long time no see!
by X28JC June 24, 2021
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