malaka

Someone who repeatedley spanks the monkey!

Peter is the biggest malaka in the world!

by dimis January 8, 2004

MALAKA

A intelligent browned eyed girl can be petty and always faithful

I wanna be like Malaka

by Pllluuppp May 24, 2016

malaka

Greek word, meaning one who masturbates often, usually 2-5 times a day.

You are a big Malaka!

by Alex May 15, 2004

malaka

A male who likes to engage in the sexual task of repeatedly stroking his penis with one or both of his hands. Originally derived from the Greek Language meaning 'wanker'

Look his shorts are all white, I bet he's a malaka.

by Atlas February 17, 2003

malaka

Greek for wanker but more insulting (in Greece) useful if you want to call someone a wanker to his face but are frightened he will drop you. If he doesn't know Greek he may think you actually like him and not start a punch up. If he speaks Greek beware you will probably get dropped.

Hey man watch where your going! Wait for apology. Non forthcoming shout, MALAKA.

by PatrickWarwick January 13, 2009

Malaka

Means wanker in Greek. The best word ever. Makes sense in any usage and most uncultured swines don’t know what it means. Most commonly used in assasins creed odyssey (the best game in the world).

Cultured swine: did you know that you have to buy the fate of Atlantis dlc in assasins creed odyssey?

Cultured frog: I know they’re fucking malakas!:(

by A_dickhead_hater August 14, 2019

Malaka

A greek slur that literally translates to "man who masturbates"

person 1: dream didn't cheat in his speedruns
person 2: you're such a Malakais

by anonymous July 7, 2021