Mastubatorium 

An room of varying size completely devoted to sexual self satisfaction. Can be a shrine of many modes of masturbation.

Jesse: "I caught Kevin jerkin off stalefish in my room!"

Axel: "That mother fucker, I told him specifically to use the Mastubatorium!"

Mastubatorium by AxelPee April 21, 2008

Makuba 

Noun. The big boss.

Wow, he's really acting like the big makuba.

Makuba by themelenorianwordsmith May 8, 2018

Tolin MaTubbin 

A lil bitch

Oh you know Tolin Matubbin? He's a lil bitch

Tolin MaTubbin by ColinMACUBB November 23, 2019

mastubatory miscalculation 

Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!

Dude i had a mastubatory miscalculation last night and came in my own mouth!!! It sucked!!!

mastubatory miscalculation by vinny125125 September 9, 2010

Darth Vader Mastubator 

An insult used to insult someone's character. Actual meaning unknown, but probably just a simple pseudorhyme.

"Oh yeah? Well you're a Darth Vader Mastubator!"

Darth Vader Mastubator by Walter Barrett January 10, 2008

mantub 

A fat man...associated with food, usually, and maybe an industrial cooker.

"that guy was such a mantub"

mantub by Alex H January 29, 2005

mastubation 

To play with ones self. five knuckle shuffle, chock the chicken, to have a hand shandy, self love.

The act of bringing ones self to climax, generally using ones hand or that of someone else.

I've sprained my wrist, I really should work on my mastubation technique.

mastubation by t00t May 13, 2005