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A term to describe anyone who is indeed, a badass. A Makena usually will not think twice about hurting you to get what they want. If you piss off a Makena, run. They are usually armed with a chain saw.
Person 1: "Holy shit! Its a Makena!"
Person 2: "Fuck. That Makena will tear us to shreds."
Makena by Xioan May 15, 2009
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An Amazing girl who can scare anyone off with her extreme...... odd-ness. She has the LAMEST of jokes, and is a crazy dancer. A makena may be able to sing, but usually sounds like a dying bird. Yes, is usually armed with either a chainsaw or a packet of ketchup. Dont you wish you could be a Makena? Yeah, you do.
"Did that Makena just threaten to EAT me?"
"Yeah. She did."
Makena: "Om Nom Nom"
Makena by Primrue<3 February 5, 2010
Makena is the type of girl you will never forget, mostly in a good way. She is confident, loud, and she don’t give a FUCK about what anyone thinks of her. Her jokes are dirty and so terrible that they’re funny anyways. She never shuts up about what’s going on in her life, but you never want her to because her life is so fucking awesome. She wears all of the clothes that you hate, but somehow rocks them anyway. Don’t get on her bad side though because she will verbally abuse you until you are shaking and crying on the floor of a McDonald’s bathroom.
Guy: “Damn Makena yo ass lookin real tight in those jeans...”

Makena: “I’m GAY you worthless sack of lard.”
Makena by shartfire November 14, 2021
A crazy asian. Demented? Yes. Fun? Even more so. This asian has a big ego and can back it up. She will destroy you and the sad part is you'd enjoy the attention you're getting from her.
Sticks and stones may break Makena's bones...Oh wait, they can't.
Makena by Roin June 1, 2009
Makena is a beautiful girl but doesn’t know it. She often is sad about the way she look and don’t think she is good enough. She is so sweet to everyone and can put a smile on your face. She is truly the best friend you could ask for. She knows what she want. She is shy around people unless, you are her friend than she is absolutely crazy around you. She often feels like she will never find love, but she will find the right guy someday. She is very thoughtful and like to help everyone and anyone in need. She is a great listener.
Shara- Where is Makena?
Emma- She is in the bathroom helping Rose fix her makeup because she was crying.
Makena by anonymous October 14, 2020
most amazing person in the whole intire world.... and a person who also loves a man named Andrew hunter
makena is amazing, beautiful, smart, great,
makena by andrew jeffrey hunter February 3, 2009
Makena bitches about everything
Makena by mase224444 November 3, 2022