"What’s the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One's a sick duck, and I can't remember the rest but your mother's a whore!"
by P8nt December 10, 2007
Get the mallard with a cold mug."What is Stacy doing with her lips in all her pics? She looks like a fucking duck!"
"She has a mallardy. Unfortunately incurable."
"She has a mallardy. Unfortunately incurable."
by poppingivy May 20, 2014
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Pete: I just lost 6 mallards in that juicy poker game down the street.
Phil: You fool. I told you to play here in my game. We give you an honest gamble here.
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Phil: You fool. I told you to play here in my game. We give you an honest gamble here.
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by vastydeep March 15, 2016
Get the mallard mug.The amount beers it would take to have sex with the person you are rating.
This is the reversed scale of 1-10 when rating someone's attractiveness. While on the 1-10 scale, 10 would be good, 10 on the Millard Scale would be a terrible rating. It would mean 10 beers are required to get you to sleep with that person.
(1-10 is the generic rating system, but some people can handle more, which would make 10 NOT the worst nor maximum rating.)
This is the reversed scale of 1-10 when rating someone's attractiveness. While on the 1-10 scale, 10 would be good, 10 on the Millard Scale would be a terrible rating. It would mean 10 beers are required to get you to sleep with that person.
(1-10 is the generic rating system, but some people can handle more, which would make 10 NOT the worst nor maximum rating.)
guy 1: she's a ten
guy 2: on the millard scale?
guy 1: I meant the generic scale, on the millard scale, she's a 0.
guy 2: on the millard scale?
guy 1: I meant the generic scale, on the millard scale, she's a 0.
by kingjeremy August 17, 2008
Get the millard scale mug.When a man takes two shots of a womans piss and rubs her shit on his face just to taste where it came from.
by jerkfaced1 July 14, 2010
Get the Millard handshake mug.Single-handedly the most useless president EVER! He wasn't bad, he just did nothing. He became president after Zachery Taylor did in office, so he only had like 2 years. Even so, he is the most forgetable president in America History next to William Henry Harisson (died 1 month into office.)
by Ron_Thornbrash July 20, 2008
Get the Millard Filmore mug.A character from Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. A very cute invisible boy, he's usually walking around naked to investigate the bunker he's stuck in.
The movie really skipped his character, and how important he is to the story.
He is 16-17 not 12-13
The movie really skipped his character, and how important he is to the story.
He is 16-17 not 12-13
random ass people: he is literally invisible, how can you even love him??
me: ... leave my millard nullings alone
me: ... leave my millard nullings alone
by thegreasersgal September 7, 2021
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