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mallard with a cold

A line from one of the best SNL jokes ever.
"What’s the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One's a sick duck, and I can't remember the rest but your mother's a whore!"
by P8nt December 10, 2007
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mallardy

An affliction which causes a woman to make a duckface when posing for a photo.
"What is Stacy doing with her lips in all her pics? She looks like a fucking duck!"
"She has a mallardy. Unfortunately incurable."
by poppingivy May 20, 2014
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mallard

An old east coast term for a hundred dollar bill used mainly by the lumpenproletariat .
Pete: I just lost 6 mallards in that juicy poker game down the street.
Phil: You fool. I told you to play here in my game. We give you an honest gamble here.

money buck sawbuck benjamin fin jackson yard dollar
by vastydeep March 15, 2016
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millard scale

The amount beers it would take to have sex with the person you are rating.

This is the reversed scale of 1-10 when rating someone's attractiveness. While on the 1-10 scale, 10 would be good, 10 on the Millard Scale would be a terrible rating. It would mean 10 beers are required to get you to sleep with that person.

(1-10 is the generic rating system, but some people can handle more, which would make 10 NOT the worst nor maximum rating.)
guy 1: she's a ten
guy 2: on the millard scale?
guy 1: I meant the generic scale, on the millard scale, she's a 0.
by kingjeremy August 17, 2008
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Millard handshake

When a man takes two shots of a womans piss and rubs her shit on his face just to taste where it came from.
She looks so goddamn good I'd give her the Millard handshake!
by jerkfaced1 July 14, 2010
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Millard Filmore

Single-handedly the most useless president EVER! He wasn't bad, he just did nothing. He became president after Zachery Taylor did in office, so he only had like 2 years. Even so, he is the most forgetable president in America History next to William Henry Harisson (died 1 month into office.)
How was your report of Millard Filmore?
Who the crap was Millard Filmore?
by Ron_Thornbrash July 20, 2008
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millard nullings

A character from Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. A very cute invisible boy, he's usually walking around naked to investigate the bunker he's stuck in.

The movie really skipped his character, and how important he is to the story.

He is 16-17 not 12-13
random ass people: he is literally invisible, how can you even love him??
me: ... leave my millard nullings alone
by thegreasersgal September 7, 2021
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