Mahoney

Vodka and OJ drink (Screwdriver) in remembrance of "Mahoney" Saatkamp.

There's no vodka in this Mahoney!!

by Noko Resident July 20, 2011

Mahoney

a fairly large person resembling some kind of cartoon character that lives in the swamp, has an self amusement problem (masturbates too much) and tends to lie frequently.

That kid is such a mahoney

by jerry1414 April 11, 2011

mahoney

a person that blasts techno music out of a Caddilac Escalade.

"you see that? thats a real mahoney right there!"

by nucci888 November 4, 2008

Mahoney

Someone consistently terrible at gambling. The most common type of Mahoney is someone who bets on sports & loses approximately 80% of his bets. You do not want to have bet on the same side as a Mahoney. Mahoney is interchangeable with Mush. DO NOT take gambling advice from either a Mahoney or a Mush!!!

I felt good about my Falcons bet until I realized the Mahoney also loves them. That's $200 down the drain.

by mikejojo May 23, 2022

mahoney

a thief who will steal anything not nailed down

your such a mahoney!

or

this place has been ransacked, a mahoney must have been here!

by Kieran Thornton September 19, 2008

Mahoney

typically a short man, whom you're not certain is either giving sly look or just has a persistent squint.

Legend among men, but unfortunately has an anus the size of a dinner plate *
Enjoys a munch on phallic shaped objects, but you'll look past it in hopes he'll come to terms with his selective eating.

"Can't go out for dinner with a Mahoney ever again"
"Ikr too many penises on one plate"

by Cheeseburgs August 15, 2017

Mahoney

Cop, policeman. The Fuzz.

I can't believe you're dating a mahoney.

by Pmh82 July 25, 2019