Mahoney

Heroin, crystal meth, or any other assortment of hard drugs and accompanying accoutrement.

A life changing substance that may or may not have adverse effects on your life, health, well-being, ability to reproduce, ability to maintain a meaningful relationship, available bank account balance, and tooth count.
Yo homie pull through I got that fire mahoney on deck for the low low.
by Crescent Street Crusader November 26, 2020
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Mahoney

Cadet/sergeant Mahoney is awesome character from Police Academy franchise movies.

Initially, he was sent to police academy as a punishment, to avoid imprisonment.
But he eventually liked it, and graduated from the academy as police officer.
He did a number of practical jokes on bad guys, who wanted to destroy academy's reputation.

Among his pranks were:

- two cadets sent to gay bar Blue Oyster, instead of the party
- replacing shampoo with epoxy glue, while captain Mauser was in the shower
- ordered a body cavity search on captain Mauser

- sending a prostitute to give a blowjob to the academy head Eric Lassard, while he's doing his public speaking
Proctor: -Mahoney said this restaurant has the best salad bar in town.
Lt Harris: -Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
Proctor : sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster" Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood.

laughs

Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Not funny you idiot!
by dildo777 June 29, 2019
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Mahoneys

White people. Neither derogetory or complimentary. Why? Well do you know any Black people named Mahoney? 'Nuf said.
Guy 1-Yo, Where you going today?
Guy 2-I gotta go downtown and fuck with them Mahoneys.
by BigBad Wolf June 08, 2006
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Mahoney

Vodka and OJ drink (Screwdriver) in remembrance of "Mahoney" Saatkamp.
There's no vodka in this Mahoney!!
by Noko Resident July 20, 2011
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Mahoney

a fairly large person resembling some kind of cartoon character that lives in the swamp, has an self amusement problem (masturbates too much) and tends to lie frequently.
by jerry1414 March 25, 2011
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Mahoney

Someone consistently terrible at gambling. The most common type of Mahoney is someone who bets on sports & loses approximately 80% of his bets. You do not want to have bet on the same side as a Mahoney. Mahoney is interchangeable with Mush. DO NOT take gambling advice from either a Mahoney or a Mush!!!
I felt good about my Falcons bet until I realized the Mahoney also loves them. That's $200 down the drain.
by mikejojo May 23, 2022
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Keaton Mahoney

Someone who has a very very small penis
Keaton Mahoney had the smallest penis ever -Samantha
by Boi47747373 February 21, 2017
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