Magpie

Someone who hangs at the train station or bus stop or anywhere public all day long, usually asking for a cigarette, spare change or pocket lint. Usually unemployed and unemployable, using nothing but slang, and usually impossible to get rid of, until threatened with violence.

Called magpies because if they have gotten it once, they'll expect it again, and again, regardless of who it is.

Person 1 : Yeah, so anyway, me and this chick...
Magpie : 'Ey man, u gutta spare smoke i can borrow??
Person 1 : No, go away
Magpie : Please man, i havent had one all day...please....
Person 1 : I saw you smoking 10 minutes ago, fuck off
Person 2 : GO AWAY you fucking mapie
Magpie : Pleeaase man, i'll pay you back
etc

by Gaxx May 25, 2006

MAGPIE

A FUKKING BIRD THAT SWOOPS YOU IN SPRING

AH I GOT ATTACKED BY A MAGPIE TODAY
OR
AH I GOT SWOOPED BY AA MAGPIE TODAY

by JIMIJASMINE October 8, 2018

magpies

Slang for the Newcastle football team (NUFC), due to their black and white strip.

I support the magpies.

by Angel February 24, 2005

Magpie

An Australian bird that turns into a swooping cunt when spring and summer come around.

Person-to-person

"why is your ear bleeding?"
" a magpie swooped me"

by Vodkabongs October 12, 2017

magpied

Verb. Much like the bird, to be magpied is to find oneself distracted by shiny things; to be shinied.

Alice: Hey Bob, what's up?
Bob: Not much, Alice, just been reading a-- Oooohhh...
Alice: Bob?
Alice: ...
Alice: You got magpied again, didn't you?

by Cottleston Pie March 30, 2011

magpies

Slang or nickname for the greatest footie in all the world. Newcastle} united are the pride of the geordie nation and are the reason to support soccer!

and its shearer on the ball for the magpies, he shoots and scores, what a superb strike into the sunderland net! And the toon army will celebrate this day for a long time to come!

by Toontastic June 21, 2005

MAGpie

The official name of the subscribers to the gaming channel known as Metal Ass Gaming due to their abbreviated name M.A.G. This fan base is known to be highly supportive to this channel.

M.A.G: Magpies, please comment below the video the next game you want to see us play.

by Lazarus de Sanguine June 15, 2017