magic juice

A drink made from mixing a little bit from each bottle in your parents' liquor cabinet.

"Take a little gin, vodka, tequila, rum and whiskey, we're gettin' some magic juice tonight."

by Henkrs1 September 6, 2009

magic juice

it simply means alcohol

"jens on that magic juice again!"

by teeen March 21, 2008

Magic Joint

A joint containing marijuana, tobacco or parsley that has been laced with PCP or Methamphetamine.

My friend is coming over to share a magic joint with me, so we will probably be checking out for awhile.

by Moonbeam Lovechild January 6, 2023

magic johnson's disease

The new vernacular for HIV/AIDS. Just as ALS is known as Lou Gehrig's Disease, so too is HIV/AIDS known as 'Magic Johnson's Disease' after its most famous contractor.

Magic loved to get his D wet, but now he got a disease named after him.

You best be careful with that girl or you'll end with that Magic Johnson's Disease.

by Cornelius Vanderbuilt April 16, 2007

Magic Johnson

To get rid of something.

Magic Johnson retired from the NBA after testing positive for HIV. Now, after several thousands of dollars spent on treatments there is not a trace of the virus in his body. So, he literally got rid of it.

Hey, man...the cops are coming, we need to do something about that weed. You should Magic Johnson that shit.

Guy #1: Hey man, what happened to that girl, Gina?
Guy #2: Ah dawg...I Magic Johnsoned that shit two weeks ago. Damn! Where you been?

by chaseburgala June 6, 2009

Reverse Magic Jack

The Reverse Magic Jack is akin to the Magic Jack, but whereas the Magic Jack involves a guy getting his unit worked whilst he is unconscious, in the Reverse Magic Jack, the Jackee enlists the help of an unconscious Jacker to stroke his unit for him.

John awoke with a nice stiffie, but his girl was fast asleep. Rather than beat his own meat, John guided her hand into position, and Reverse Magic Jack happiness ensued.

by 165er February 23, 2014

Magic Johnson

A penis with mystical properties. Commonly used to please women.

"I used the magic johnson on her last night."

by obsidian March 22, 2004