Mackometer

When something has a smaller measurement than the smallest measurement on a ruler
Mack's Penis

Man this Tic Tack is so small It looks like a mackometer

by C-Lien June 17, 2013

Macrobate (v.)

To rely excessively on macros to do your work for you, often at the expense of common sense. (see also, macrobation, macrobater).

"Rudy, you really should stop macrobating; you'll go blind."

by King Mob June 10, 2004

microbate

The act of masturbating to thumbnail pictures, especially off of google images.

so i typed in "lesbians in the shower" on google images, and i totally microbated to that shit.

by b-hen April 22, 2009

mexican micrometer

Synonym for adjustable wrench.

"Hey Luis, I can't find the calipers, man."

"Only gringos use caliper, this does same thing."

by K M August 4, 2004

macrobater

A Person who macrobates.

Hey Betty, our boy is a macrobater since you hired the new baby sitter.

by jeffbo April 6, 2009

macrobater

a person who masturbates to macaroni and cheese, even just pictures of it.

Dwayne is a total macrobater, this one time we caught him masturbating to scooby-doo mac'n'cheese in his office.

by Big jZ3d3 December 23, 2010

Macrobatics

(n) The art of having more than enough keyboard shortcuts (macros) than are required for the standard operation of a computer.

I got a 10.0 for my Olympic macrobatics; I spam 3 online forums and all 15 channels of an online game with dickbutt every time I hit alt+shift+D.

by Death In Person February 8, 2010