Macintrash 

Sophmoric term used by PC Nerds and IT geeks who feel threatened by the simplicity and sophisticated industrial design of products created by Apple Computer.
The term "Macintrash" itself is a byproduct of the insular lifestyle that the socially inept computer nerd lives; Who never had any real friends to talk with and thus only speaks the kind of adolescent jargon encountered on geeky online bulletin boards.

Dude,
That Macintrash/crapintosh paperweight is for litle sissy girls. ROLF.LMAO.
:):):):):):)
Crapple sure makes some whack-ass confusers yo. That icrap is igay dude. ROLF.
DeLl rUleS 4EvuH--miCRosOFt iN Duh hOUsE bRo!!!!: o:)

Macintrash by PeeCee Usin' fool October 26, 2006

Macintrash 

noun - PC rhetoric illustrating the incompetence of Windows users and their inability to realize the fact that their operating system is inherrently flawed and vastly inferior to the wordMacintosh/word

Macintosh, more like Mac-in-trash. heh heh heh.

Macintrash by Munn May 23, 2003

Macintrash 

What dumbass Windows users (er, Losers) call a MacIntosh.

Ever notice how they always use MacIntoshes in all the movies? Maybe there IS a reason why these actors make eight figures! They didn't get rich by considering them Macintrashes!

Macintrash by Aribeth April 19, 2005

Macintosh Plus

One of the founding fathers of vaporwave. Also known as Vektroid. A E S T H E T I C B A B Y

>Hey man did you check out that new song by Macintosh Plus?
>Yeah, it's very A E S T H E T I C

Macintosh Plus by aidan9030 February 27, 2017

Big Macintosh 

A minor character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Big Macintosh is the older brother of Applejack, who is usually seen helping out on the farm, Sweet Apple Acres. He's known for saying "eeyup" and "nnope."

Big Macintosh has been under at least two love spells. In the first case, he loved Twilight Sparkle's doll Smartie Pants, and in the second case he was given a love potion--ahem, love poison, and became fixated on Cheerilee until the curse was broken.

Big Macintosh manages to be best pony, even though he doesn't say much.

Big Macintosh: Eeeeeyup.

Big Macintosh by colorshy June 1, 2012

Macintosh Hoe 

When you see a girl with an ass that looks like someone took a bite out of the Macintosh logo

Straight after being rejected that nigga found himself a Macintosh hoe

Macintosh Hoe by FatherStrech12 September 21, 2018

Sweaty Macintosh 

The act of forcefully driving an apple into one's vagina while using it to masturbate. Afterwords, eating the apple.

Stay out! I'm trying to Sweaty Macintosh over here!

Sweaty Macintosh by ThiccSpaghett December 28, 2010