After the act of either anal sex, vaginal sex, behind the knee sex, and/or being BLOWN, the man removes his penis and with a slashing motion, during the release of his baby yogurt, slaps the female continuously across the facial area. This creates a flowing stream of white goodness that showers the females face. The man also has the option of screaming "Machete" as he is bringing down the cum hammer.
Dude, I got pissed at your mom yesterday so I went ahead and gave her a Machete. She then had the biscuits to say that she wanted another. Dude, your mom loves the cock!
by Fat Cobra & Stunt Man Mike May 18, 2007
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machete:an alternate word for the men with big wangs, usually used to cut the hyman in a virgins vigina by method of penetration.
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
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He/she was mad enough at the dude that he/she cut him in half with a machete and made it look like an accident. He/she divided that dude.
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