Mastardise

To tweak or rip-off something well known, yet improve it, or have it received as better than.

A good meme is a known pop culture reference, mastardised to ROFL effect.

by CallumFoster December 24, 2019

mastard

a motherf***ing bastard...

Don...you stupid mastard!!

by sweetzsug & fred man April 30, 2006

MBAstard

A bastard with an MBA degree. One who couldn't give two shits less about their fellow man. He only sees other people as products to be bought and sold. His perfect world is not one where everyone is employed, has benefits, and stability; but rather one where we all are entrepreneurs in the gig economy working for less than minimum wage.

That 'Bodega' CEO,ex-Googler Paul McDonald is such an MBAstard. He wants to make Mom and Pop corner stores obsolete.

by digdugger September 22, 2017

mastar

.5g or coronavirus conspiracy believers .
A level stupidity rarely seen in one's lifetime.

Don't believe the mastars.
Mastar, on another level

by Youtube educated April 5, 2020

Mastard

a masturbating bastard

That mastard just won't quit!

by betocito April 30, 2006

mastarvation

Not being able to masturbate usually to ejaculation, such as being forced into a public situation for an extended amount of time, or not being allowed to by another person.

I'm saving my baby gravy up for a week for an epic load and have the worst case of mastarvation.

by dole23b July 23, 2011

Manstar

An original word meaning:
1) A Gay Person who is a "gay pornstar" and makes gay videos hence "Man" star.
2)Anyone Just downright Gay

Yo, John is a freakin manstar on Men4Sale.com!

by Striker7x February 2, 2005