The Can Man

A little old man who goes around collecting cans from trash cans so he can recycle them. He wears yellow, rubber gloves and a white fisherman's hat.

Look, it's the can man, he's a rare species.

Don't go talk to the can man, you'll disturb his habitat.

by Shomo February 21, 2005

The best compliment your old man can get

To Be Hung Like An Arab Stallion

Now that's hung

That's bigger than life!!

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

Why did u give her any money? u know the Can man has it now~

by Sean A. H. July 15, 2008

A can man is someone that likes to take it in the rear by a man named shaq

by MonkeyMMan69 January 23, 2021

1) a man with a penis that has the girth of a Coke can.

2) a man with a penis so large that it causes tearing and bleeding of the receiving orifice.

He split me wide open! He is definitely a Coke can man.

secretive and desperate alcoholic who over many years develops superb covert drinking techniques

by paul carswell June 2, 2003

one can man: somebody that can only handle one can of beer before they are pissed. E.G. Matthew Vause.

one can man

*turns around to hand Matt his second beer*

*looks down to see him on the floor, completely out*

by Mikeyboy909 July 15, 2009