lurker

one who reads a blog without ever commenting on the posts

Dude, how come you never comment about anything I write on my site? You're such a lurker.

by juicebox February 10, 2005

lurker

A person who is just "there." Nobody really knows why, other than they show up and don't say a word. Possible reasons for this could be:
-They don't know what to say
-They are pretending to have friends
-They are trying to scare you
-They are there just to be seen with you, as if they have some kind of relationship with you.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: The lurker. He shows up everyday, just ignore him.

by 120000417 July 25, 2006

lurkers

People who go on your stickam profile when your live and dont come into the chat.

Dave - "Oh shit look i got 10 lurkers"
John - "Imma cap them fewls with my aussie guns pew pew"

by Aaron Chapman October 17, 2007

lurker

a person who reads the posts on a forum, message board, etc, but does not post

The guy was just another lurker with no life.

by Light Joker August 3, 2005

Lurker

A lurker is someone who always just seems to be there, no matter where it is.

You always expect them to be there, because they pop up out of no where.

A lurker will often try and play it off as a joke when you confront them, but it's not a joke.

Anthony: That Jessica is such a lurker.
Trey: Yeah, she's always around.

Marcus: She just pops up unnoticed.

Antonio: Yeah, seriously!

Johnny: F-in Lurkin

Jessica: Hey guys!
Alec: AHHHHH!

Luke: Can you not lurk so much, Jessica?

Jessica: Oh luke! You're so funny!

Maddy and Davi: It's not funny

by cooolkids! June 12, 2009

Lurker

A turd that refuses to be flushed, hangs out just barely visible below the escape hatch

Dude, I pinched this massive loaf, but after flushing 3 times, I still noticed a lurker.

by Link, Inc. February 19, 2015

lurker

Lurkers lurk. This lurking may exist in the form of excessive monitoring and creating of PT threads, checking out other people's myspaces without the intention of leaving a comment or message, or hitting on/trying to get with someone. Most people are a lurker sometimes, but you aren't truly a lurker until PT or myspace is used everytime you see a computer, or you're creepy (possibly old) and hit on mad girls.

I was lurking on PT instead of writing my paper!

Oh my god he is such a lurker!

Wish I was lurker... Wish I was on myspace...

by mulberrysdream May 7, 2008