lump

(1) Little Ugly Midget Penis or a really small penis.

(2) A guy who thinks he got a big penis but actually has a very small one.

"That nigga got a lump."

"FYI - he got a lump."

by TruStarz April 30, 2009

lump

provide bodily stimulation in order mitigate distraction

i have to write 6 poems, come lump with me

by laura and joe March 30, 2004

lump lump

Pertaining to, speaking of, or just downright calling someone retarded or a retard. Originating and somehow managing not to venture outside of the boundaries of the Athens-Clarke County Public School System in Athens, GA, lump lump has been used for generations of students when describing special needs kids, short buses, and teachers who can't teach for shit.

Damn, there goes the lump lump bus. I hope they don't start throwing poo at us.

by Doonshton September 6, 2006

Lump it.

From the Idiom, "like it or lump it." Meaning to cope with a situation that is beyond one's control or design.

I failed my course. Guess I'll have to lump it.

by romee_dee January 20, 2011

Lump On

Term used by Ricko to suggest that large amounts of money should be placed on a certain event happening. Usually a horse race.

"Lump on, you cunt"

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Lump/Lumping

A replacement of the "F" words F*** and F***ing. Made popular by Princess Lumpy from Adventure Time on CartoonNetwork.

Lump/Lumping I lumping hate them!

by BrandiiiLynnn July 7, 2010

lumping

(Gerund): sitting around not making good use of the oxygen you are breathing. Generally accompanied by mindless viewing of the glowing picture box and intermittent loss of consciousness.

After the football game, we enjoyed lumping on the couch.

by Lampy September 16, 2005