Lump 

a large, useless girl that adds nothing to the conversation and is used for sex by an equally useless friend. see also: repugnantly pudgy

Hey, is Sean going to bring his lump over tonight? Doesn't he realize that girl is repugnantly pudgy?

Lump by yo ma March 7, 2003

lump 

Widely known in casino culture as a craps dealer who simply does not belong on the game, either due to a lack of skill, knowledge or personality.

The craps crew is going out for a Jager-bomb buffet after work and not inviting the lump.

lump by J. Lebowski January 19, 2010

lump 

To hit someone, especially in an unprovoked manner.

The guy looked like a tosser so I just walked up and lumped him.

lump by Nutsack December 28, 2005

lump 

1. to lump is to rub, intercourse, sex, hump etc..
2. a nastier, more graphic word for intercourse
3. can also refer to lovely lady breasts

v. to lump

we was at da club right.. and dis fine lil shawty wanna go back to da crib right so i took dat bitch home and lumped da dogshit outta her! chyeeeea!

lump by tushaba January 25, 2010

Lump 

short or stocky person
with a very wide base or body structure

Friend 1:Man, that dude is huge.
Friend 2: Yea, he's a lump

Lump by fido67 June 11, 2011

Lump 

A dog with an insatiable desire to chase moving vehicles. Has been run over by a minivan, an SUV, a Kenworth (18 wheeler), and a Harley Davidson.

Come here, Lump, you fat manatee.

Lump by Anonymous the Poster June 18, 2003

lump 

a person with no arms or legs

after that horrific combine harvester accident, jimmy gained two new nicknames:

'lump' and 'torso boy'

lump by Freddy Fitz-Smythe February 3, 2004