Lumbersexual

A Metro-sexual who has the need to hold on to some outdoor based rugged-ness, thus opting to keep a finely trimmed beard.

George Michael is a total lumbersexual.
Yeah man, so is Don Johnson.

by Adam Mateljan February 27, 2008

Lumbersexual

A man who humps anyone who gives him wood.

Dale's a lumbersexual. He doesn't care who give him his wood, long as he gets to share the timber.

by Joe Corey February 14, 2004

Lumbersexual

An individual who is sexually attracted by wood or wood products.

Pine planks make him sexually aroused. He is lumbersexual.

by Frickendishen December 25, 2016

LumberSexual

A guy who takes lumber sized dong

Chris Z can not stand a man with a little ding ding, cause my boy a LumberSexual

by JonSnowMan October 30, 2015

Lumbersexual

A person who is only attracted to those with extremely impressive facial hair (like a lumberjack)

She only likes him for his beard, she is such a lumber sexual.
I recently came out to my family as lumbersexual

by Rocklobster420 March 14, 2015

lumbersexual

A manly man that can chop down the wood to build a romantic fire , and usually rocks a sexual lumber jack beard .

Look at that man over there ! He's so lumbersexual

by Sharty G & Sharty B February 10, 2021