Lumbersexual

A man who humps anyone who gives him wood.

Dale's a lumbersexual. He doesn't care who give him his wood, long as he gets to share the timber.

Lumbersexual by Joe Corey February 13, 2004

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An individual who is sexually attracted by wood or wood products.

Pine planks make him sexually aroused. He is lumbersexual.

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LumberSexual

A guy who takes lumber sized dong

Chris Z can not stand a man with a little ding ding, cause my boy a LumberSexual

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A person who is only attracted to those with extremely impressive facial hair (like a lumberjack)

She only likes him for his beard, she is such a lumber sexual.
I recently came out to my family as lumbersexual

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See Sam over there? Yea he's so lumbersexual.

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A manly man that can chop down the wood to build a romantic fire , and usually rocks a sexual lumber jack beard .

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Someone for whom stretching is the ultimate ecstasy.

If presented with the choice between sex and stretching, they're grabbing the yoga pants.

"Why does Amy do yoga like 3 times a day?"
"Idk, she might be a limbersexual."

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