by ChainsawGoddess October 23, 2010
Get the Lumberjacking mug.Extremely forcefall act of giving a man a two-hander/the jacking of the man's genitalia that calling it a "handjob" would simply not capture the sheer magnitude of the stroke(s). Hence, there must be a new word created all together to describe this phenomenon!
Danny Blaze: "Yo, did you get anything from Kimberly last night?"
Craig "Too Big" Phillips: "Yeah bro, she was lumberjacking so hard last night I'm calling her 'Paula Bunyan' from now on!"
Danny: "Fuckin' A!"
"Too Big": "Yeah, she calls me 'Groot' now!"
Blaze: "Fuck, bro!"
Groot: "I am Groot!"
Craig "Too Big" Phillips: "Yeah bro, she was lumberjacking so hard last night I'm calling her 'Paula Bunyan' from now on!"
Danny: "Fuckin' A!"
"Too Big": "Yeah, she calls me 'Groot' now!"
Blaze: "Fuck, bro!"
Groot: "I am Groot!"
by Gizmo11 April 16, 2017
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The act of taking people's discarded christmas trees from the curb in front of their house and leaning the tree against their front door, so when they open he door the tree falls on them.
by gino41 January 14, 2008
Get the Lumberjacking mug.When defacating, the act of cutting short your faeces before you are finished, usually due to interuption.
"dude, yesterday I was dropping a hot steamy log and just as I was getting to the thick of it the UPS guy arrived and I had to lumberjack it!"
"there's two hobos fighting outside?! I'll be right there! I'm lumberjacking it!"
"there's two hobos fighting outside?! I'll be right there! I'm lumberjacking it!"
by Guyxander August 19, 2009
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Get the Lumberjacking mug.by KMCno9 November 3, 2008
Get the lumberjacking mug.When a prostitute jacks a John (customer) for his money and valuables while the John is naked with a full erection (wood).
by Money Mark April 28, 2007
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