lumber 

an acoustic guitar

"Man, this room sure has a lot of nice lumber."
"Huh?"

lumber by somedude611 November 27, 2011

Lumber 

Marijuana stems. Generally referring to obnoxiously big sticks with little or no buds attached to them found in a bag of pot to give it weight.

Fuck copping weed from Jimmy man, that low-count's bags are always full of lumber.

Lumber by Spanky McSpunk April 14, 2003

lumber 

n. A pawnshop - the sort of cash mashine frequently occupied by broke losers.

Hey, there's a lousy lumber down the street.

lumber by Alwe March 31, 2009

lumber 

A combination of the words number and letter, in their literal sense. A lumber can be a letter, a number, or a combination of both.
Should be used in a conversation where the discussion can be about letters and numbers, and to avoid mistakes like "What's the answer to number 'b'?", or "Please reference section C... letter 14."

John: "Hey I'm on question 2 right now. Did you get number 'c'?"
Jane: "Number c? Sorry I have no idea what you are talking about."
John: "Oh, my bad. Did you get lumber 2c?"
Jane: "Yes, yes I did."

lumber by deathsupport April 6, 2008

lumber 

My old neighbor who looks like her boobs grew in instead of out.

Don't go over and get a lap dance at stage #5 she looks like a piece of lumber

lumber by Frank Grimes April 13, 2005

Lumber 

yet another word for an erection, derived from the word 'wood.'

You know that really hot new chick? She totally gave me lumber.

Lumber by yami-chan April 12, 2007

Lumber 

Alternative word for possessing numerous amounts of assault rifles or firearms.

We went against all the odds and we got lumberrrr.- Future Hendrix

Lumber by Disruptiiv_ October 6, 2020