Lord Luhut Binsar Pandjaitan : first of His name, King of The Sea and the Fisherman, Lord of the Land and the Market, Ruler of the Investment, The Mighty All, Leader of the Pandemic and The Dragon.
Luhut binsar pandjaitan
by Hqnoor November 22, 2021
Get the Luhut mug.A kinky sex position in which the participants wear grass skirts and play ukuleles whilst tying the recipient onto a cooking rotary and slowly rotating him or her and stimulating them from the front and back on each side with their penises or sex toys. Meanwhile, another participant may spread poi and many seasonings on the tied up participant and reciting ancient Hawaiian prayers.
Carl: That was definitely the best Las Vegas Luau I have ever had
Willey: Yeah I still have poi stuck in my anus
Willey: Yeah I still have poi stuck in my anus
by Faggalicious 2 July 21, 2011
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The type of party attended by the likes of: Davis Chri$t
Ashlee Dacey
Roth
And Rothwell(when he’s not being a fucking nerd)
These parties typically involve large sums of alcohol and Cannabis as well as the occasional lean and haircut combo wombo... not for the faint of heart.
One may detect a fellow luauer by the presence of a Hawaiian necklace called a lei on their neck. It is customary to greet fellow luauers by dapping them up and saying “Issa luau”.
Luauers typically have MASSIVE penises.
The type of party attended by the likes of: Davis Chri$t
Ashlee Dacey
Roth
And Rothwell(when he’s not being a fucking nerd)
These parties typically involve large sums of alcohol and Cannabis as well as the occasional lean and haircut combo wombo... not for the faint of heart.
One may detect a fellow luauer by the presence of a Hawaiian necklace called a lei on their neck. It is customary to greet fellow luauers by dapping them up and saying “Issa luau”.
Luauers typically have MASSIVE penises.
Wow did you hear about that luau last weekend? I heard they got shit faced and Davis got his haircut!
Yeah he’s definitely a luauer I could see his dick print from miles away.
Person A(not a luauer): going to the luau this weekend?
Person B(a luauer): bro you got it all wrong, it’s ALWAYS a luau
Yeah he’s definitely a luauer I could see his dick print from miles away.
Person A(not a luauer): going to the luau this weekend?
Person B(a luauer): bro you got it all wrong, it’s ALWAYS a luau
by DubsOfAllSorts May 31, 2019
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by Marcudis August 1, 2008
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Get the Lushundo mug.Noun: A contrived “Hawaiian” event attended by over weight, average, white people that consume 2x-4x their daily caloric intake in one meal, accompanied by watered down mai tais. This event is often hosted by a Fortune 500 hotel or hospitality type company and pay locals 25% above prevailing wages to hold nose and smile for said tourist that often wear Hawaiian shirts non-ironically.
Hey, the Hilton is hosting a luau tomorrow. I hear they have an all you can eat seafood and pork buffet and fire dancing. Let’s find the shirt that hides my morbid obesity and add to said obesity. I enjoy getting fatter while listening to ukulele.
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Peace: Script issue
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Peace: Luraph issue
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