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GEAUX Tigers!!!!!!!
lsu by LSUTJM...GEAUX TIGERS January 30, 2004
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LSU (also known as Louisiana State University) is home to numerous loud and obnoxious coon-ass douchebags. The university was founded and is run by the dodgiest of politicians and criminals that Louisiana could gather and manage to put in suits and shoes. Somehow, the state of Louisiana justifies LSU's existence because the football program is only slightly better than the New Orleans Saints.
What is worse than the shaved apes that LSU calls men, LSU women wear fake fur, tiger-striped coats to football games and look like well-used, truck-stop whores who were dragged down I-10 by their pimps.
LSU is not really a college. It's a place where Louisiana's fanciest white trash send their sons, daughters, and incestuous mistakes to spend 5 to 7 years fucking around, drinking, and learning etiquette such as how not to shit on the lawn and which spork is the proper dinner spork with which to eat their roadkill gumbo.
LSU holds contempt for every other institution in the SEC for the sole reason that every other institution actually manages to educate their students and because none of the other athletics teams in the SEC have to rely on the state penal system for recruits.
What is worse than the shaved apes that LSU calls men, LSU women wear fake fur, tiger-striped coats to football games and look like well-used, truck-stop whores who were dragged down I-10 by their pimps.
LSU is not really a college. It's a place where Louisiana's fanciest white trash send their sons, daughters, and incestuous mistakes to spend 5 to 7 years fucking around, drinking, and learning etiquette such as how not to shit on the lawn and which spork is the proper dinner spork with which to eat their roadkill gumbo.
LSU holds contempt for every other institution in the SEC for the sole reason that every other institution actually manages to educate their students and because none of the other athletics teams in the SEC have to rely on the state penal system for recruits.
Boy, I'm glad I'm not at LSU - the school colors are gay and I really want to avoid working in the fast-food or erotic entertainment industries. Thank God, I'm literate, which is why I'm much better off here at Ole Miss. Hotty Toddy!
lsu by Faulknerswhiskey May 10, 2006
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Where residents of Louisiana go because they couldn't get in to Tulane and where non-residents of Louisiana go to drink. That's it.
My friend from Florida came here to study, but is now an alcoholic while I, being from New Orleans, get a tuition break because I graduated from the worst public school system in America.
lsu by LSU has a good football team March 8, 2004
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Long Street University -- Home of the buy one get one 1/2 price diploma. Located on Long St in East Spencer, NC. Bullet proof vest required for admission. (For your own safety.)
LSU by hoopty driving instructor 101 June 24, 2004
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Louisiana State University, home of fans who think it's cool to replace the letter 'o' with '-eaux' whenever possible to connect with their French heritage. Male fans are often seen wearing purple and pink T-shirts and women's hats while holding "Geaux Tigers" signs.
Geaux LSU heauxmeauxs!
LSU by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009