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When you have pissed off someone so badly that instead of calling you and bitching you out, they write an email or IM that is pages long and book worthy.

This fine document is deserving of a nice leather binding and even gold embossing. It should be placed nicely in your library at home and showed off to everyone that visits.
Pillz: HAHA omg I just copy/pasted what you told me to Winders, you were not supposed to tell me that info and he is going to be so pissed off. Prepare to be leathered.. HAHAHHA f'ing standard

1337c0d3d00d: Thanks fag.

Pillz: yo, check it out.. 'Winders is typing..' HAHAHA
by 1337c0d3d00d March 22, 2013
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Leathered as a handlebar

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Being in a state of of extreme drunkenness, but unable to vocalise the much more reasonable, 'Leathered as a handbag". i.e: the inability to identify the real phrase of the moment, instead reeling off many similar sounding phrases.

Any variation of the above is acceptable.
i.e: Leathered as a satchel
Satcheled as a handle bag,
Handlebaged as a leather.
Most variants are welcome.
"Mate, are you going to come on the beers tonight?"

"No thank you mate, I'm leathered as a handlebar".
by Anti Valmont December 2, 2009
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lowered

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adj: Something that is cool--like the lowered trucks all the cool kids at school drive.
Wow, Josh lost his virginity by having a threesome with an Indonesian transvestite while wearing her soiled panties over his head and a 300 pound unshaven hooker that's missing her two front teeth on a used mattress in the back alley of a Motel 6 all while giving a reach-around to William Shatner and how he has four different STDs? That guy is lowered!
by Phil Is iLL May 30, 2006
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When you say several hilarious things in a row, and the next joke you tell is not really that funny, but your friend busts up because your jokes lowered their laughter inhibition.
Rob: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
Daniel: What?
Rob: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Daniel: Hahahahaha, good one.
Rob: Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?
Rob: He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!
Daniel: Hahahaha! That's fucked up.
Rob: Ok one more. What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Daniel: What?
Rob: Snowballs.
Daniel: Hahahhaa that was hilarious.
Rob: No it wasn't, you just have lowered laughter inhibition.
by emlai January 7, 2014
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A derogatory reference to a slickered up male scrotum used to a impugn that someone is a complete asshole and/or douche bag.

May also be exactly that, a lathered and slickered up male scrotum.
Dude stop hitting on my girl. You are such a lathered sack sometimes.

She couldn’t keep her cat like tongue off my lathered sack.
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018
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lathered

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state of drunkenness or buzz due to the shampoo effect.
It's gonna be a long day- I've had 2 drinks and I'm already lathered.
by SLampy January 7, 2006
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ears lowered

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I got my ears lowered over the weekend.
by mikelikewhoa451 March 17, 2007
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