Logbarrassment

The embarrassment felt from standing next to your defecating dog.

Patrick was overcome with logbarrassment as he stood by Sherman's side while he shook and contorted while defecating.

by Wyzegui August 30, 2019

Lowball Lonnie

A guy that comes to your yard sale real early, sees your 1989 Nintendo plus 50 games and offers you $5 for the box. Walks around the sale picking up everything expensive asking "Would you take $1 for this? How about $.50???". Then when they go to pay they hand you a $20 dollar bill for $3 of stuff!!!
The guy probably stores it all in a shed and sells it all on Ebay.

That Fuckin Lowball Lonnie offered me $1 for my $90 TI Calculator!!!!

Every time I have a yard sale a Lowball Lonnie shows up at 5am with $3 to spend.

by Sharing My Knowledge July 17, 2019

lowbrid

The result of taking the worst part of two things and combining them into one even more horrible thing, the opposite of hybrid.

Of the siblings, John was the lowbrid... he was an idiot like his father and ugly like his mom.

by Jeffrey Bryan July 28, 2008

LOMBARD

Lombard,n. derog. acronym Loads Of Money But A Real Dick

"How was your date last night?"
"Awful, he was a real Lombard"

by kiwimich January 30, 2006

lowbrow

Plebian, aficionado of mass culture, vulgar.

She was such a lowbrow she thought the Weekly World News was a journal of opinion.

by Octopod November 4, 2003

lombardi

(1) a blond-haired blue-eyed light-skinned person who claims to be Italian. Most are from Lombardi, and are more German than Italian.

Nick is quite obviously a lombardi.

by common sense7 October 12, 2005

lombari

(1). Verb, an angry overreaction to a non-stressful situation

(2). Noun, a hypocrite

(1) The waiter forgot the mayonnaise on my fries, so I totally lombaried and beat the motherf*cker to a pulp

by DN November 1, 2004