Lousiana Rocket

insertion of two fingers covered in tobasco sauce into the anus of a male porno actor to sustain an erection

Due to the long shooting schedule the male lead has gone soft. Someone get him a Lousisana Rocket.

by Slap Daddy March 2, 2005

Lossbian

A very very attractive girl who is a pure, hardcore, dyke lovin', never-in-a-million-years-would-touch-a-guy lesbian. She is considered a great loss in that no guy will ever have the pleasure of seeing what she can do between the sheets, hence the term lossbian.

*Note when two lossbians hook up, it is okay because the potential to witness hot girl on girl is there.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick is a solid 10! Whatta rack!
Guy 2: Ya...cept she is in love with Wanda Dinkle (points to the typical "other" lesbian girl, complete with a mullet, upper lip stash and muscle shirt showing off her anchor tatoo)
Guy 1: Oh, such a lossbian
Guy 2: Yup (sips brew to try and make Wanda appear better so when they kiss, it looks somewhat hot)

by GingerKid17 April 14, 2010

Lusbian

A woman from Lusby, MD who prefers the company of other females.

1. “Did you see those two fine ass girls last night? I think one was checking me out.”
“Give it up, dude. All of Calvert county knows those hoes are stone-cold Lusbians.

2. Did you hear they discovered the first Lusbian dinosaur fossil the other day?

Really?
Yeah, it’s a Lickalotapus.

by westsidehustlers February 26, 2018

lousiana rubberband

The act of soaking a rubberband in lousiana hot sauce, then while hittin it from the back, stretch aforementioned rubberband as far as you can and take aim at your unsuspecting partners pooper. Let 'er rip and try to hold on!

Man, I gave this bitch the lousiana rubberband last night!!!

by kp456 November 22, 2007

lousiana leftovers

When you shit in a girl's pussy, then seran wrap and wait 2-3 weeks. You then go back in and eat that shitty pussy out!

I almost threw up after giving Jenn the old Lousiana Leftovers.

by Moe Lesters March 16, 2008

lousiana purchase

The lousina purchase is when you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a girl's anal hole. All this is after you light her hair on fire. There is also another version called the screaming louisiana purchase when the same thing is done except you throw her out of a window when your done.

Dude, I pulled a lousiana purchase last night and now the cops are after me. Shit gotta go.

by Ryan McDizzle and T November 10, 2008

lousiana lazy boy

a human of the male gender is deficating in the toilet whilst making a human of the female gender perform oral sex on his member.

sherry i just gave my boyfriend a lousiana lazy boy, it was so romantic.

by the infamous bandit of sex November 5, 2004