Loophole

A door with a glowing red exit sign.

Person 1: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah (gossip)... What are you looking at? I'm over here.

Person 2: Oh, just looking for loopholes.

by unstoppable! April 8, 2013

loophole

In several 12-step fellowships, it is generally looked down upon and discouraged (not by everyone) to sleep with someone under a year clean, especially if you have over a year clean. The loophole refers to catching the "newcomer" before he/she even gets clean, therefore providing a valid excuse for the incident(s) to be perfectly moral and justified.

Yo man, I'm thinking about trying to fuck Sheila, she's only got like 37 days though..." --"Definitely do it, who gives a shit what people say, that's 37 days too many in my opinion. I just fucked a girl who had zero days a few nights ago, real talk." "Word, that's awesome - you found the loophole.

by pure insistence April 3, 2011

loophole

A part of scripture that works really well where u can get him off without going to hell

Cause The Bible says premarital sex is wrong
But Jason says that guys can't wait that long
(but there's a loophole)

by InTheAssCauseIloveJesus June 22, 2017

Loophole

The act of penetrating the anal instead of vagina in order to keep an women's virginity.

Nic: Man I just loopholed a bitch

Minx: Nice!

by Dollardolbey13 April 20, 2017

Loophole

A sexual position where the female contorts her body so that her vagina is over her head.

Last night I was fucking this bitch, and she hit me with a Loophole ;)

by pam666 May 29, 2017

Loophole

The policy doesn't saying anything about taking the pictures of staff. Or anything about using the pictures they took of themselves.

I found a loophole. It was easy.

by Hym Iam December 30, 2020

loophole

When the bong bowl doesn't pull through fully and you can't take out the remaining weed; so you must light and pull through.

"Why is there a loophole still in my bong?"

by Trple G July 28, 2021