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naughty umpa loompa

I really knocked up that naughty umpa loompa that lives in the alley last night
by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017
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troompa loompa

a small minded person with a brain the size of a walnut who listens to anything the president says. the are usually racist and homophobic along with many other things. they really need to pick a struggle.
person 1: trump 2020
person 2: okay troompa loompa❤️
by gaynextdoor July 16, 2020
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Oompa Loompa Body Ass Bitch

A specific description you receive when you fuck with Jasmine Collins' monetary gains. It apparently only works for fat, white, thin haired, cheese-smelling women named Rachel, who are managers and tend to leave certain people off the shift schedule. The voice mail became a meme and a favorite of Tik Tok. It died briefly and has recently been gaining popularity again.
"This is for Rachel, you big, fat, white, smelly bitch. Why you took me off the mufuckin schedule witcho triflin ass? You white racist bitch. Oompa loompa body ass bitch!".
by GG Allin September 20, 2021
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Oompa Loompa

1. A native of Loompaland, usually tending towards attributes of small size, an orange commplexion, and green hair; the first recorded information of them comes to us from Roahld Dahl, the author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
2. Someone who has one, or all, of these attributes; used usually as an insult or in a derogatory manner.
" John's new girlfriend is an Oompa-Loompa."
by Ren May 6, 2004
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Oompa Loompa Disorder

A fat, short, sorry excuse for a female with a fat face and spaced out eyes that likes to talk shit about people to feel better about her physical and cognitive shortcomings. These individuals have greasy hair, no life, and flabby breasts, and cow tits, if any at all. Fat rolls are a common feature to look for when Oompa Loompa disorder is suspected.

The spaced out eye phenomena is typically due to cranio-facial abnormalities that arise because of incest acts between Oompa Loompas.

Individuals with Oompa Loompa disorder insist that the love where their life is headed when in reality their destiny is to work at the Willy Wonka factory down in Cuba.
Oompa Loompa Disorder:

non-existent IQ score

"Like OHH MMM GEEE, like she's like so jealous of me like I go to school and like I'm so better that her..... like...."

" Like I go to college....like..."

"like.... I have a car.... like... to drive my fat ass to like the store.... like...uhhh"

Physical markers: spaced out eyes, fat noses, a whole lotta muffin top action, flappy non-symmetrical gorilla tits, fat rolls hanging off ass, a six pack of grease on back, foul odor when within a 50 foot radius, and stretch marks everywhere
by BlueDevil777 December 2, 2010
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loopy

A dizzy but not-quite-dizzy sensation brought on by a variety of prescription and over-the-counter medications.
I took my meds this morning, and I've been loopy every sense.
by Rbd41 April 22, 2016
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oompa loompa porn

Midget men trying to go doggystyle on full sized women. In most scenarios, the midget gets tired, and the woman just sits on his dick or blows him to get the cumshot.
Google brings 3280 approx. results for oompa loompa pr0n.
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