another word for horny, since we dont like that word. it can be used in a lot of situations, we tried it all. all we want is for people to stop using horny so USE LONKED!
Man #1 : "Man I'm so lonked for her right now."
Man #2 : "So go hook up with her bro!"
Girl : "IM SO LONKED FOR JACK!"
Man #1 : *looking at some chicks boobs and not breaking eye contact*
Man #2 : "dude youre so fucking lonked"
Man #1 : "i know!"
Man #2 : "So go hook up with her bro!"
Girl : "IM SO LONKED FOR JACK!"
Man #1 : *looking at some chicks boobs and not breaking eye contact*
Man #2 : "dude youre so fucking lonked"
Man #1 : "i know!"
by yomommmmmmabro October 23, 2011
Get the Lonkedmug. 
Another word for Portkey. You know, that thing in Harry Potter that people use when they're too lazy to use brooms.
Tis also a rather retarded, but amusing spelling of 'link'
Tis also a rather retarded, but amusing spelling of 'link'
by MellyBoot XD June 22, 2008
Get the Lonkmug. by Bigstoo December 14, 2008
Get the Lonkmug. A male with lushous locks, a sexy beast, who knows how to party in his pants with a lot of girls. All girls want him and need him.
I wish I was Taylor Lonk!
Look at that Taylor Lonk!
Best Taylor Lonk ever!
That girl needs a Taylor Lonk by her side!
Look at that Taylor Lonk!
Best Taylor Lonk ever!
That girl needs a Taylor Lonk by her side!
by crazzybob198 December 7, 2010
Get the Taylor Lonkmug. by mistasmith April 17, 2010
Get the lonk-doodlemug.