longhorn

When the top of a thong a girl is wearing shows above her pants, forming a shape much like a longhorn bull's head.

Yo, check out the chick in the blue, that's a nice longhorn she's showing!

by DukeofURL December 27, 2004

longhorn

a tea sip, a nipple piercing, weed-smoking stain on the future of humanity that festers in Austin TX

Ricky Williams gave up a fortune and glory in the NFL because he is an idiotic, dope-smoking longhorn

by Gig 'Em Ags August 23, 2004

longhorn

1.) Individual with lacking intelligence and extremely dillusional prospects at a chance of glory not involving sucking from the teats of their fathers. (i.e. Chris Simms!)
2.) Animal always forced to watch its own ass in fear of another visit from Mack Brown. (i.e. Sodomy)

1.) I'm such a longhorn after making out with that dude!

by goingFor5inArow August 28, 2004

Longhorn

The befitting mascot of all University of Texas athletic teams. Their teams can't seem to rise above the status of mindless cattle.

The Longhorns lost to the Sooners...again.

by Soonerfan March 3, 2008

Longhorning

The act of grasping two individuals with one hand by their anus by support of one’s pinky and thumb while said individuals are butt to butt.

Me and the Mrs decided to try some crystal meth and ended up bringing home the supplier and got ourselves into some longhorning and now my ass hurts.

by PhatTuesday December 11, 2019

longhorn

the school who's football team cant beat the SOONERS!

Jethro,We shouldnt even watch this game because the SOONERS are gonna kick our ass again for the 4th straight year!

by SoonerClassOf'96 July 29, 2003

longhorn

The longhorn beetle is a parasite that has been infesting the United States since 1997, destroying the nation's trees and parks.

It is also a fitting name for a Windows OS.

by Raccoon June 13, 2005