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Camp Longhorn

Not the future training sight of sluts of the world. People who say that are just jealous whores themselves. Best 3 weeks of your life. The only reason to make it through the school year.
I can't wait for summer so that I can go back to Camp Longhorn!
by SP 04 April 22, 2006
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Longhorn Salute

When you’re at longhorn steakhouse and you are too drunk to drive, you perform this salute
“Fuck I’m so hammered I must perform a Longhorn Salute” *hands keys to bartender*
by Stank Nacho July 14, 2022
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Windows Longhorn

A lost Windows OS that is actually pretty good. It eventually got replaced by Vista.
Dude, have you seen the Windows Longhorn presentation yet?
Yeah! It looks great!
by ThatOneFuckingNigger January 30, 2017
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Camp Longhorn

Closest thing to heaven. 3 weeks of pure happiness. Nothing like it.
This day sucks. I wish I was out of Austin and at Camp Longhorn.
by SP '04 December 12, 2004
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langhorne beefsteak

First introduced in 1994 in historic Langhorne, Pennsylvania. During anal intercourse, the female shits, resulting in a shit covered dick. The dick is then placed in a hotdog bun which is then eaten by the recipient. This is not to be confused with a chili dog. Toppings may be added such as mustard or ketchup.
My girl said she was hungy so she served me up a langhorne beefsteak. I said hold the onions.
by Mr. Slap August 3, 2008
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Louisiana Longhorn

When you are from Louisiana and move to Texas to fufill the dream of manifesting destiny, as the history books say, you adapt to being called a Louisiana Longhorn, aka Texas Tiger.

Based from the root words LSU Tigers and UT Longhorns.

When your Daddy is from Louisiana and your Momma is from Texas, you become the product they will call their Louisiana Longhorn.
When ya daddy first laid eyes on ya momma, they knew a Louisiana Longhorn was soon to come.
by jvincent14 August 29, 2012
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Jewish longhorning

A Jewish Longhorn is when two male's shove there enormous noses up each other's assholes
Me and mr Greenburg proceeded Jewish Longhorning
by Pink_Cunt January 10, 2017
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