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Longas

Damn. The only thing keeping Mark and Hazal from eachother is the invisible bounds, known as states to the modern world. That's fucking longas!
by HazalIsThePerfectHumanBeing August 24, 2018
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schlonga longa

A person with a long ass ding dong, dick, penis, phallus, gentalia even.
Wow, that guy in that tree has SUCH a big schlonga longa!
by David(BFDI) August 6, 2023
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bonga longa

“Bonga longa” is described as an elongated and erect male genital organ, extending well beyond the average length. Its size might be noticeable in both girth and length, and it could have a prominent, defined shape. The skin might be smooth, and veins could be more visible due to the increased blood flow when erect. The tip, or glans, could be more pronounced due to the additional length. Descriptions might vary based on context, personal preferences, or cultural influences.

Bonga is the wideness and longa is the longness.

"Bonga longa" could be used as a slang or playful synonym for "long penis," but it would be highly informal and context-specific. Since it's not a recognized term in standard English, its meaning would depend entirely on how it's used within a specific group or setting. If you plan to use "bonga longa" in this way, be aware that it might not be understood universally and could require some explanation.
"Did you see that bonga longa he had?"
"Yeah, i almost fainted from the sight of it!"
by Rimlaal August 17, 2024
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gonga longa

The original person who made these words was called will Barlow and he was 6 at the time and he said it meant you are stupid and dumb (it is still used in 2020)
Hey Alfie is such a gonga longa
by Blyat September 15, 2020
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